My head is of a reasonable enough size that I can carry it around on my body without the need of additional mechanised equipment. I also have a haircut that isn't totally lame, and clean teeth. My skin probably isn't as smooth as MODOK's, though.

Posted by Fetsur on 2007-05-29 11:12:19
my skull
Dear Mr. MODOK,

Ever since I was a small child, my cranium was different than that of other humans. At the age of 25, my intense desire to see the beauty, majesty and perfection of my scalp overtook the petty human desire to maintain hair follicles. Therefore, I shaved my head to a beautiful sheen. There is nothing quite like the shorn scalp, as you well know, Knower-of-all-things-applicable-to-making-things-die. In a word, my skull is beautiful. Unworthies stop in their tracks and stare at the cranium. My skull is white almost to the point of translucence, and I boast of fully functional temperature control functions. The profusion of liquid coolant is quite bragworthy. Occasionally, hair will try to reclaim dominance over the Perfection. When these protein strands try to assert their inferior will, I become a Human Organism Designed Only for Shaving.
I look forward to our continued conversation.


Posted by bigdaddyhub2 on 2007-05-29 11:13:14
My head is enormous, really huge. Bigger than yours. or anyone else's? Gigantic.

Posted by bomaya on 2007-05-29 12:09:27
My Head
Dear Sir,

Regarding your questions in regards to my head size. My head size is of regular porportions to most people, it has neverbeen overtly small or large but I am willing to change that per the job requirements. If you so require, I could have arrangments made to enlarge my head the size your glorious cranium or could have it shruken as to resemble a voodoo shrunken skull. Please le me know and I will make preparations to have my head adjusted to fit your job specifications.

Sincerely Yours,

Posted by namelesscomics on 2007-05-29 12:46:07
Cranius Maximus
I writing to inform you that I have what the layman would describe as a "normal head". There is a front, there is a back, and there are two sides. Like other heads with said attributes there are various holes and nooks and crannies for which I use to survive and sense the world around me.

FOR EXAMPLE!

My nose, larger than most, allows me to smell what's cookin' and my keen olfactory receptors can channel the exact stench of a "rat". Both figuratively and literally. Let's say you're eating (being spoon-fed a small jar of Gerber's mashed pears) and you're concentrating on how delicious those pears are and they taste so good that you can almost picture how beautiful the orchard they were picked from was and you're thinking in the back of your head: "I, MODOK!!!!!, am so glad there isn't a rat around to ruin this sensory explosion I'm having right now. Just the sight of one of those filthy plights on mankind would surely make me VOMIT IN RAGE (something I know you hate doing, despite how cool it might be to actually see (not saying I want you to vomit, it'd just be pretty cool (and funny (situationally of course, not funny because you're suffering (that's never funny))))) I'm so glad there aren't around right now." If I were around and there WERE a rat, I would be able to smell it before you ever know about it and would put it in a box and jump on it.

Let's also say that you're about to pull of this major heist (I'm only saying, I know and say nothing) and one of your own men betrays you. My nose is tuned to the exact smell frequency of a mutiny and I would be able to tip you off about it before hand THUS making your efforts fruitful (like those pears you were eating) and my skillset necessary.

I've got some eyes and some ears and a mouth and stuff. The ears, are okay, not the best they could be but will surely hear your commands just fine. Though I'm sure you don't have anything to say that you can't just translate into a seering laser beam from your forehead. Oh yeah, I "get what you're sayin'" very well.

My mouth is usually doing something like talking (about movies) and eating (peanut butter or mashed potatos), but what it's NOT doing is "tippin' off the 5-O". It hasn't done that once in it's life, it wouldn't even know how to do that even if it wanted to (which it wouldn't). So my mouth is on your side (trust me, my mouth is going to stay far far away from your actual side. I'm all about your personal space.).

I have hair. It's black. It's been combed once or twice in it's life. I cut it every summer. It shines when there's conditioner in it (that's why I don't use conditioner 'cause the shine makes the ladies think it's greasy (which it's not) and I don't want that). It flows in the wind. It sticks to one side when I sleep on it wrong. But what it doesn't do is: RUIN ANYTHING. There's no jealousy to be had about my hair and certainly no opportunistic pitfall for me having it. My hair is on your side (again, not your actual side. I'm sure your actual side is hairless and smooth like a baby's bottom).

That's it, I think. For serious. If I were a criminal mastermind I would see my own cranial attributes and think: "That's a well suited head on that guy. Really is. Where's my Gerber Baby food." Then I'd hire myself to do things and stuff.

Hey, that projected mastermind version of myself sounds a lot like you. Maybe because INSIDE my head there is a pretty good brain (and a marble (little kid accident thing, you understand (just letting you know, not hiring me just because of my marble content is discriminatory and illegal(ironic))) that allows me to do things like that.

Well, that sums it all up. I hope to hear back from you.

P.S. I have some stubble too. It makes me look dark and mysterious. It may tickle you if I kiss you.

P.P.S. ...but I'll shave if you want.

Posted by mrmightymyth on 2007-05-29 13:57:50
My Gawd
I don't know what to say to the "head talk." Personally, I'll make no comment concerning my head, or its size.

Posted by PseudoSherlock on 2007-05-29 15:00:01
Application
Dear Mr. M.O.D.O.K.,

I would like to apply for the position of evil henchman and/or science genius.

My head would be described as swollen, although it is naturally not as large as your magnificent cranium. I can not yet fire psionic deathrays from my head, but I am training vigorously and I believe I am showing promise. Recently, I induced a headache in an innocent peon after forcing him to engage in a staring contest--and that only took three hours!

Yours sincerely (and lethally),

Niels van Eekelen

Posted by NielsVanEekelen on 2007-05-29 15:21:25
my head
My head has took many hard bumps yet I still have enough wits to survive. It is normall sized, though.

Posted by Heroclixman123 on 2007-05-29 16:16:23
Head Shot
My attractive and very accomplished head is exactly 38 inches around the forehead, and 14 inches around the chins to the top. I have eyes like Paris Hilton after her sentencing, and a nose like Wolverine catching a whiff of his son. My teeth are 2.5 cm long, pointed, poisonous, and occasionally dripping with ketchup. Please note, I am immune to my own poison teeth, but should probably not share a straw with an attractive assassin, or bounty hunter experiencing a crisis of intent at the local diner.

My purple hair is the envy of the Inhuman Medusa, if only because it accepts product more easily, and with more lift and verve (and no, Psylocke did NOT "give me the idea" of purple hair-- as if hers is even REAL; I cannot emphasize this enough.) If not wearing my contraband psychic headband, one will notice, in the middle of my wonderful head of NATURAL purple hair, my regal brainplate made of 90% Vibranium, 7% raw lead, and 3% of some miracle metallic substance not yet imagined by Bendis, Vaughn, Loeb, Millar, Slott, Brubaker, Pak, or Straczynski, but maybe by Jenkins because he's clever. And British. (Rrroww!)

I possess prominent cheekbones, so prominent, they protrude "Marrow-like" from my painfully sensitive skin, and flake off in razor-sharp projectiles which I can then fling at my shocked and turned-off enemies. My chin houses twin cybernetic fists, which can both punch opponents, and shovel simple carbs into my blue-gray Apocalypse-style mouth. (Long story! Don't ask!)

I am willing to file down the horned appendages at my temples, but would like to request compliance for my unusually large hearing antennae, which were a by-product of my birth (genetic engineering in-utero does that sometimes), for which I cannot help. On the positive side, it allows for extra-sensory hearing, against general hordes of ninja, except Electra, for some reason.

I very much appreciate the opportunity to interview, and look forward to meeting you in person. A listing of my references can be made available via astral projection. Thanks M.O.D.O.C.K.!


Posted by msr.oresteus on 2007-05-29 16:36:58
My head.
Caucasian.
(Dyed) black hair, I use lots of gel. A tiny scar on my forehead. A bigger scar is a bit higher, but with my hair this long, you can't see it.
Brown eyes, a little zit under my right eye that first appeared ten years ago and never went away. I wear glasses most of the time, since I always manage to lose my left contact lens.
I shave twice a week, so I have a stubbly beard most of the time.
My left ear is pierced. My wisdom teeth were taken out in 1992. One additional molar had to be taken out as well.
Oh, and my head as a whole is medium sized.

Posted by Michael Heide on 2007-05-29 16:41:51
No Thanks
MODOK:

There's no ammount of health or life insurance in the world that would make me consider working for you. People who work for you don't get fired, they get blasted! You can't apply workman's comp when you've been disitegrated. You'd probably deduct the cost of my beekeeper outfits from my paycheck anyway... and what would OSHA have to say about those "mutations", hmm? How's the government gonna feel when I send them my W-2 from a terrorist organization come tax time? Can you say audit? No thanks, big guy. If your headquarters were still under Alden's department store (which was under A.I.M.'s), I'd briefly consider it just for the convenience, but I'd have to be crazier than Mac Gargan to work for you.

Posted by friskydingo on 2007-05-29 16:51:48
i'm in
if there's a bob,agent of hydra,there can be a tarhaun,agent of A.I.M

Posted by tarhaun on 2007-05-29 17:32:31
facial hair
My head is quite large, though so is my body so this all works out. I have a beard and mustache as well as a large from and very well defined eyebrows. were i to quit shaving parts of it i would quit possibly look like man-wolf. I do have a tendancy tog et pimples, but i think were i to wear a radiation suit at all times, it could either clear up or not be noticable.

Posted by Owenlars2 on 2007-05-29 17:51:31
My head is large and angular, though not in the sleek way people usually refer to it. My friends in high school said I have "devil horns". I have tried to gain some weight to balance this out, but alas, the weight grows in all the wrong places, and the horns remain. My face remains at Harrison-Ford-level scruff at all times, through mysterious practices known only to me and my mirror. Next question!

Posted by stuckinazkaban on 2007-05-29 19:18:12
Woah
Dear Mr. M.O.D.O.K.,
I send this to you asking to apply for being an evil (beyond) henchmen. Let me know if I may. Although my initials are not M.O.D.O.K, they are M.R.B. pretty close, eh? With just a little visit with the judge, i'm sure this can be changed to match your requirements. So give us a call.

Sincerely,

Posted by All4Deadpool on 2007-05-29 19:55:54
HEAD SPECS
Fitted hat size is 7 3/4. Kind of an oval shape. And, I have a neck. And chin. No mechanized floating device necessary, as my dome requires no external support devices- re; a normal sized head.

Also, no energy/laser blaster fitted to my cranium. I guess they offer those if you're designed only for killing. Me, I'm designed only for chilling.
Anyway, my head is perfect for undercover type ops, my head can look quite anonymous if necessary. Deep Cover assignments? My head is the head you've been looking for. It would a good head to add to AIM's numbers.
Please let me know of the other requirements for employment with AIM. I don't think for myself and I need a giant floatinghead to tell me what do. Your group seems to offer what I need.
Thanks.

By the by,are you related to Ted Kennedy? Maybe a fraternal twin kind of thing. I ask because you both share the parade-float sized head.

Posted by JAK8 on 2007-05-29 20:02:51
wheres my head
hi knightguy speakin here umm.....how do I put this well i've lost my head and I'm startin to thhink i'm venom of spiderman-3 woah is that dude awsome. now i would like to be the spiderman (the black one) hehahehahe bye bye lol its me knightguy183

Posted by knightguy183 on 2007-05-29 20:06:24
to the great almighty modok
my friends think you suck but you don't mow im mad do you no what to do modok they think wavecrusher is better that makes me so mad im the only person in this grade who like to write in this blog well anyway ur da best person thingy eva now that i've cleared that up its time to talk about the new movie spiderman 3 cause i saw the movie on the weekend and now its stuck in my head i think that harry shouldn't have died cause they were the greatest team eva sand man should'nt have got away with killen peter parkers uncle ben and venom should have survived oh yeah if you go on wave crushers blog u will see web101 elve mage tissamunga and theifyman. bye again!!!!!!!!! c'ya

Posted by knightguy183 on 2007-05-29 20:19:09
heads up!!!
well about my head...hmmm its very big,like its tall!!but got some hair up there,sometimes you may see it like i have a butthead...with all the nasty vains on it!!!....wait a minute...this is not sanjaya!!!!what thE!!!hey M.O.D.O.k. , since when did you learn how to use the net to get notorious henchmen? anyway see you at the party and bring your own hat this time!!!- THE LEADER-

Posted by madd on 2007-05-29 21:33:34
My Head?
Sadly attached.

Eager to float.

Posted by astheimer on 2007-05-29 22:22:06
My Head's Official Handbook Entry
Real name: Bill's Head
Aliases: Dome, Melon, Ugly
Identity: Public
Occupation: Body part
Citizenship: USA
Place of birth: Above the neck
Known relatives: Torso, Limbs
Group affiliation: Appendages Anonymous; C.R.A.N.I.U.M.
Education: Some college

Height: A measly 10 inches
Weight: Considerable
Eyes: Blue
Hair: Red

Powers: Sarcasm, Sneezing
Abilities: Usually does the thinking for Bill
Weapons: None
Paraphernalia: Spectacles

Biography: Bill's Head appeared one day at the top of his neck. It always wanted to be as big as MODOK's head, but failed miserably in its attempts. Perhaps, one day, its goals can be achieved.



Posted by Bill Reed on 2007-05-29 23:20:29
My Cranium
Head shape: Fairly round with random lumps (giving a used but hardened look).
Hair length: past the shoulders (my lady loves it).
Facial hair: soul patch from bottom lip all the way to the chin. Also note, facial hair grows rather quickly, allowing for diabolical changes of appearance in short amounts of time (go ahead, tug on the beard: it's real!).
Ears: less than medium, so they won't give me away when hiding.
Nose: more on the large side.
Head in general: rather average, allowing me to blend into crowds and be un-noticeable when desired.

Posted by prov1seven on 2007-05-30 00:14:51
thiefyman
yo my homies

Posted by thiefyman on 2007-05-30 00:18:06
My Head
My head is too small. I have head envy of the great and supreme MODOK. If I work for you can I get a head growth serum?

Posted by comicsfan001 on 2007-05-30 00:42:29
hello comin\c fan i lovve u i am sooo sexy i
i lovve u comic man

Posted by thiefyman on 2007-05-30 00:55:58
comic fan
u rock my sox im theify mans real name is ryan

Posted by web101 on 2007-05-30 00:59:13
ummmm
my head is medium,zits,brown,i think that is it

Posted by tarhaun on 2007-05-30 02:16:41
Pie
I like pie. Iron Man rules!

Posted by Ahsan2005 on 2007-05-30 07:20:06
My head
My head is roughly the same weight as a watermelon. It is covered by a standard flexible organic casing, features two linked multidirectional light sensors, and two linked omnidirectional sound sensors. I have fine airborne matter analysers in both my primary fuel and ventilation accessway, and in the secondary ventilation accessway situated slightly above it. I have a dense collection of fibrous strands emanating from the top of my head, with which I measure humidity, air pressure and personal gravitic orientation. Perhaps the most useful appendage attached to my head is the multidirection matter analyser and fuel sorter inside my primary fuel and ventilation chamber. Not only is it useful for sorting, it also is part of my oral communicative system, and enables the mimicry of the sound formats of a number of prominent humans, an ability you may find of use.





I enjoy this appendage greatly and would encourage the addition of more.

Posted by Splendide on 2007-05-30 09:17:23
Addendum
My apologies MODOK, I have destroyed the creator of this faulty human program that caused my previous entry to appear incomplete, and resubmit the following files for your attention.

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Posted by Splendide on 2007-05-30 09:20:43
Job App.
Think of the angriest, but loving, German face on the planet and surgically emplant that on Charlie Brown's head and you might come up with something that looks like my head.

So, please give me the job. I could really use the money. There's this cool 50" flatscreen down at the Office Depot that on sale. I just gotta have it.

Posted by popbot13 on 2007-05-30 10:29:24
Application
Since I was a little boy instead of a brain, i've had a tiny sun in my head. I recently escaped from prison and taught at Xaviers School for Mutants, where, I crippled my arch enemy, again!
Just look Xorn/Magneto up in the phonebook if youd like to contact me.

Posted by MarvelMadxxd on 2007-05-30 10:51:28
My Head Application
To Whom It May Concern (T.W.I.M.C.):

In my pursuit of a satisfying and fulfilling career in maniacal terrorism, I have endeavored to apply for a position in your superior organization. I only hope that we can speak at some future time to discuss my qualifications more fully.
In the meantime, please let me answer your questions regarding my skull:

While my head is mostly normal-sized, cannot launch "brain blasts," and contains only 2 lobes, it is equipped with a birthmark that might possibly be able to receive your orders directly without the cost of additional electronic equipment.

Also, I believe my cranium would fit well in the standard A.I.M. helmet, hence saving you the additional cost of a "special order" uniform.

I bow before your superior intellect, M.O.D.O.K., and look forward to answering your further questions in my pursuit of a job with you that might enable me to reign havok upon your enemies and bludgeon all who oppose you.

Very Truly Yours,
RJackson

Posted by hunterjax on 2007-05-30 12:20:06
Uh...
I put up a big ol' fun reply to this yesterday, and I log in today to find it missing. That's weird.

Posted by Bill Reed on 2007-05-30 19:52:31
Re: My Head
My head is an ovoid shape, covered with peach-colored flesh and brown hair. The brown hair is only on the top and sides of the head, and the face is clean-shaven. The ocular units for my head are brown, but sub-par and needing corrective lenses. The nasal unit is of an average size and vaguely pyramid-shaped.

The inside of the head has a two-lobed brain, fully capable of following semi-complex orders (though also well-suited to simple orders, such as "Give your life for MODOK!") and containing enough creative ability to be effective in a firefight with agents of SHIELD or random super-heroes. One flaw in the brain is a minor case of manic-depression, which could be put to good use for the cause of MODOK. If conditioned correctly, the manic episodes could be used against your enemies and the depressive episodes would make me ideal as cannon fodder.

Posted by mikep3313 on 2007-05-30 22:32:54
Re: Re: My Head
Thank you for your time, Mister MODOK. I look forward to possibly working for you in the near future.

Posted by mikep3313 on 2007-05-30 22:33:30
Awesome
It is back now. Thank you, oh exceptionally skulled one.

Posted by Bill Reed on 2007-05-31 13:39:17
My head
Well I have a big head, it is hard to find a good size hat for my head. The hat's that say "size fits all" it is a lie. I have good size goatee, sometimes I trim it up sometimes let it go. I have the long sideburns and my hair is slowly going away. I have brown eyes, brown hair and my facial hair will sometimes come with a little red, blond and sometimes a gray hair. I have a lonely hair on my nose that grows suddenly, it is my freak of a hair. The top of my head is not round but forms into a V more like this ^. I also will have a Zit grow on my face and it is fun to squirt the good guys in the eye with my juicy Zit. Other than that it is normal.

Posted by spidey0402 on 2007-05-31 14:28:13
Spherical in Nature
My head is like Sputnik. It's a virtual planetoid. Has its own weather system. It's spherical, yet pointy at parts. It's hard for me to carry this gigantic cranium about.

You know how it is. Tough, isn't it? I feel your pain, O Great and Magnificient One.

Posted by optime on 2007-06-01 10:23:35
Power Head
I have a head that is larger than most hats, but it pales in comparison to the magnificent glory demonstrated by the most awe inspiring of all heads, the wondrous head of MODOK.

Perhaps you can find a way to put the two electrical engineering degrees in my head to good use. I can already dream up plans to construct a head removing device to remove the pitifully small heads of those who displease you. Or perhaps you would rather I use my large head to figure out how to sway the weak willed smalled headed cattle of humanity to organize a religon about you. Or maybe even you'd just like to use my large head to hold security doors open. You are the boss, and I am but your fiathful servant, a small footnote in history's greatest chapter, the time of MODOK.

Posted by Sideswiper on 2007-06-01 13:54:00
Head, mine
My head houses a brain optimized for the collection and collation of data that has no social application. My brain can memorize Marvel Universe trivia instantly after 1 reading of a dispatch/comic book. This data currently fills 84% of my brain space, and I'm quickly moving towards 90%. This leaves no room for memories of family, friends, birthdays, current world leaders, or how to wear socks. (I'm currently wearing sandals.)

My skull is thicker than the average humans. This has been confirmed by the many unimportant people who've said so. I have the classical facial features of such great conquerors as Julius Ceasar, Napolean Bonapte, and Rupert Murdoch. My biggest drawback is my hair. I'm unable to completely shave off my facial hair, while I'm going bald on top of my head. The standard AIM "beekeeper" helmet would be very useful to me.

Under your leadership, sir, I beleive I could expand my knowledge until my brain becomes so massive it collapses into itself, creating a black hole inside my head. This would give me the power to change identities and rewrite reality to suit your needs, as demonstrated by the mutant Xorn.

Posted by mtdeeley on 2007-06-03 09:50:04
dude seriously
You need toreally cause some hell in some super heroes' lives it really annoys me that you havent been doing that lately. I mean, it makes for a better battle and a sweeter confrontation


Posted by marvelmax1941 on 2007-06-04 18:02:48
My Head
My head is of average size and contains no death rays. :( It does however contain hazel eyes (for intimidation), a normal sized mouth (for acerbic wit), and a pointy nose (for stabbing). I have blonde/brown hair with a receding hairline (because of my enlarged brain, that keeps pushing out my hair), and a well groomed/trimmed beard for that roguishly handsome look for the ladies.

Posted by SlymCyke on 2007-06-05 15:04:27
Second Thoughts
After spending time using my pitiful 2 lobed brain to ponder the matter, I decided that it was safer to align myself with you than risk a possible brain blast in response. After all, my brain is mainly designed for self protection.

So...my head: Definitely larger than average, which brought me more than my fair share of attention as a young man. But in feeble comparison to your own, I feel as if it is a silent boon that offers me promise for my future.

Hope I'm not too late to still apply!

Posted by PseudoSherlock on 2007-06-06 10:29:36
Everybody Loves a Sizable Noggin
Two words: FREAKIN ENORMOUS! While my pitiful two lobes are nothing compaired to your impressive 144, I still feel the sting of the taunts of people jealous of my massive cranium just like you. But we know the secret joy of having a gigantic skull!

Posted by Norbie on 2007-06-08 12:03:51
tHE TRUTH BEHIND GOOD EVIL AND YOU
Waynes world is the greatest movie ever. Schwing.



It's Waynes World.Wayne's world.Party time. Excellent

Posted by myth1602 on 2007-06-10 17:33:12
MODOPWAM
Mental Organism Designed Only for Praising Wayne(Wayne's World) And MODOK

Posted by myth1602 on 2007-06-11 09:56:30
only an average head
I am ashamed to admit that my head itself is only of average size, even if my ego may be slightly larger. Fairly narrow in shape, my head includes a somewhat large (but not enormous) nose and a full head of fairly short light brown hair. My teeth are all there, although one was cracked during an unforunate encounter with Captain America and subsequently replaced. I keep my facial hair short but my ears are large enough to hear with great sensitivity, making me an excellent minion. My eyes are blueish green and have better than 20-20 eyesight. All in all, it is everything you could hope for in a minion... effective, but it knows it's place in comparison to the mighty MODOK.

Posted by Azhag2 on 2007-06-11 22:21:52
Q1
as large as wayne's world is awesome. Schwing

Posted by myth1602 on 2007-06-12 20:50:46
Head-ish
I've been told my head is large, but it's doubtful that those commenting were familiar with the grandiose head of M.O.D.O.K. Still, with all of the "fivehead" comments I receive, I assume that means it's impressive nonetheless!

Posted by spiderseppy on 2007-06-14 17:48:41
unfortunately average
alas my head in no way compares to yours. My head is slightly larger than average with a ovoid shape but i would be willing bombard myself with as much gamma radiation as possible to fulfill your cranial requirement.

Posted by CaptainAmazing on 2007-06-17 11:03:43
Perfect for cracking skulls

Posted by M Strife on 2007-06-18 21:18:30
It's All in my Head
Behold - I am M.E.L.O.N. - Mental Entity Licensed Only for Nefariousness! I was created by a rival megolithic corporate terrorist group (which I must refrain from mentioning due to a strict confidentiality agreement) to directly cut into your previously unchallenged monopoly on oversized noggins.

But I, also having a full gross of cranial lobes, quickly surmised that working for you rather than against you would increase my profit margin tremendously.

I'm psychically transmitting my resume directly into your cerebral cortex for consideration. Unfortunately I am unable to provide references at this time since my associates and former employers are currently struggling to eliminate me for traitorously double-crossing them.

Regards,
M.E.L.O.N.

Posted by ratodd on 2007-06-19 00:29:53
Order/Chaos Head
My head is a bulbous orb resting high above my shoulders. Upon the top of my head rages the storm of chaos known simply as my hair. It rejects any and all attempts to be tamed and restrained. No force known to man can stop my hair from doing what it wants, shy of cutting it off, but this is only a temporary solution. My face to contrast, is the picture of order. Free of errant lines and wrinkles, my face moves fluidly and with purpose. Because of this, I have a utility head, capable of adapting to all things, whether they be in the realm of Order, or the throws of Chaos

Posted by loganspeedo on 2007-06-19 13:15:18
head
Head am good for smashing

Posted by saberine on 2007-06-19 14:14:23
a head to die for
First off, its huge, which you might like. It also has a villainous long nose and big yellow eyes to scare kids on halloween. The skin is red and pulled really tight like a skull, but you can't see it behind the metal mask burned onto my face, plus the helmet I always wear to keep mind readers from sending me junk mail. The cool part are the 2 horns in front which I use to bring bagles to work or hawk pretzles at ball games.

Posted by doomtendo64 on 2007-06-20 00:52:02
I am Jackal
I have a reasonably normal sized head for a Jackal/ human hybrid. I also have fur on my face but that's beside the point. If you want me to have a big head like yours I would be more tha willing to go to my lab and recitfy that. I could also create countless clones that have a giant head like yours. Imgaine a world full of giant heads with us as leaders MODOK....mwahahahahahaha

Posted by s05bf0d4 on 2007-06-20 08:48:40
I am Jackal
I have an average sized head for a Jackal/human hybrid. Ok my face is covered in fur but that is beside the point.
If you wish for me to have a giant head like yours then I will go to my lab and recitify that. I can also make my countless clones have giant heads also. Imagine a world full of giant headed people with us as rulers MODOK...mwahahahahaha

Posted by s05bf0d4 on 2007-06-20 19:22:45
chamelio-head
With my fair skin, sparse freckle coverage, and medium length/toned hair, I can camoflage perfectly in any crowd, much like Nightcrawler in shadows, thus allowing me to get within homing-tomato range of Tony Stark at his next press conference. My facade can also be further obscured through application of photo-restistant lenses, or a brimmed cloth helmet commonly refered to as "baseball cap." Unfortunately, these powers don't seem to work in most of Asia, Africa and South America...however, when equipped with dockers and a large camera around my neck, I don't seem to draw as much attention, especially around historic monuments.

Posted by doomtendo64 on 2007-06-20 19:55:38
Question 1
It’s a pretty averaged-sized head, which comes in handy. I’ve done a bit of research into the art of being a henchman and I’ve found that most organizations bent on world domination only invest in one size of hats, helmets, and masks. It’s just simply more cost effective. So, I’ve got that going for me. Additionally, I’ve got a neat “neckbeard” that keeps me warm when it gets cold and could be used to single me out when needed. You wouldn’t even have to learn my name. You could just yell, “Hey inferior organism with the neckbeard, fetch me a death ray!”

Posted by RSchrodt on 2007-06-26 16:49:11
averege
sadly, an averege sized head. but it contains brown hair and blue/grey eyes. a small nose. yet my alter ego has a flaming skull for a head a leather jacket and a cool motorcycle. oh, and a lot of fire. to contact look up Ghost Rider.

Posted by spiderfan99 on 2007-06-26 22:01:05
My Beer Head!
My head is quite foamy and overlaps the tip of my glass!

Posted by glend_am on 2007-06-27 14:04:52
Ladies & Gentlemen (and MODOK) I give you, my
This head is made for minion-ing. While it is full of malleable brains (both literally and figuratively) it longs to serve a greater noggin. And none have a greater noggin than MODOK. My brains wish to serve you, and like revenge, my brains are best served cold... with a side of rice pilaf.

Posted by JediJester on 2007-06-28 02:33:43
Question #1 from JGonspy
My head is large. Rather large. It impressively contains 143 lobes, each working to their own malevolent ends, though still a pittance compared to one with 144 lobes. It is obedient and requires occasional feeding. It comes with a grooming kit attached beneath it and its own personal conveyance. It reflect beams of sunlight into the eyes of your enemies while providing shade for the younger minions.

It's a head that can be described as M.O.D.O.S.M.O.D.O.K. or, Mental Organism Designed Only for Serving the Mental Organism Designed Only for Killing.

Posted by JGonspy on 2007-06-29 22:41:27
My hench(wo)man head
Mr. MODOK,
My head is smallish, fairly attractive, and about thirty(ish). It has red-blonde hair and blue eyes. Although it is not large, it IS considered highly intelligent, and is good at coming up with evil schemes, as my partner-in-crime/husband can attest. I would loveto come and work for your organization; I have a devious mind, am a fast learner, and can operate most types of weaponry with minimal training. I also have excellent people skills, and i am sure I could gain you many new recruits, as people are often taken in my my seeming innocent and harmless appearance. Please let me know if you would like to see my resume, as I have previously worked for other evil organizations such as retail stores, gas stations, and in food management

Posted by MsMarvelDuckie on 2007-07-01 02:38:08
Perfection
Esteemed M.O.D.O.K.,

Because of the enormous nature of my cranium, I may present you with further proof of why I am the perfect candidate to aid you in the total conquest of this pitiful planet. Based on the Haug equation finding that brain size and cognitive ability are related, where the number of cortical neurons (in billions) = 5.583 + 0.006 (cm3 brain volume) and where the difference between the low end of the normal distribution (1,000 cm3) and the high end (1,700 cm3) works out to be 4.2 billion neurons, amounting to 27% more neurons for a 41% increase in brain size, I am therefore the perfect candidate, whereas I would obviously be able to hold in excess of the normal human’s embarrassing 1014 bits of information and the equally inferior supercomputer can only hold a disgusting 109 bits. But, of course, Haug knows nothing compared to M.O.D.O.K.’s superior intellect, and thus I will be satisfied with your decision. Also, previous experimentation resulting from my temping at Hydra has molded my cranium into the perfect shape to block the sun’s dangerous rays for my sunbathing master…and also fixed the part in my hair.

HAIL M.O.D.O.K!


Posted by gomer_azrael_85 on 2007-07-01 12:07:15
My Head.
My Head Is Very Large And Has A Very Small Brain Compared To The Greatest Villain, M.O.D.O.K. I Have Green Eyes, Perfect For Envy. I have Freckles On My Nose. I Have Brown Hair. I have A Mustache Growing. I Have A Big Honker For A Nose. I Have Ears, Which I Listen Through. My Lobe Is Attach To My Pity Full Head. I Have A Mouth, Which I Talk Through. My I.Q. Is 3.7. My Head Is 67.4 Degrees Below Zero. Please Take Pity One me For Having A Very Large Head With A Small Brain. HAIL M.O.D.O.K.

Posted by World_Conquest on 2007-07-01 13:17:53
BIG HEAD
over the years i've been told I am smart and have a big head, the only problem is I have a short body. I only have a 141 lobed brain and i'm also a wiz with mechanisms for world domination. I also have a wide array of mechanisims i built myself.

Posted by jonauli8 on 2007-07-01 18:16:23
My Head
My head is of an average size, unlike your own awesome cranium. It is adorned with light brown hair, which has started to thin at the top (no doubt the result of thinking too hard).
My head is also equipped with a pair of blue eyes, and a pair of fairly pointed ears that I am told make me resemble a Vulcan from Star Trek.

Posted by Dermie on 2007-07-02 00:17:54
Head Description
I possess a head cube-like in appearance, and come from a line of wonderfully large heads on my father's side.

Uses for my large head include thought, visual imagery, food consumption, and causing pain to others.

My head requires two pillows at night for maximum comfortability levels. My head also requires 2-4 hours of maintenance in the morning hours.

Thank you for your consideration, Great MODOK

Posted by Strange110 on 2007-07-02 12:11:54
Perfection
Esteemed M.O.D.O.K.,

Because of the enormous nature of my cranium, I may present you with further proof of why I am the perfect candidate to aid you in the total conquest of this pitiful planet. Based on the Haug equation finding that brain size and cognitive ability are related, where the number of cortical neurons (in billions) = 5.583 + 0.006 (cm3 brain volume) and where the difference between the low end of the normal distribution (1,000 cm3) and the high end (1,700 cm3) works out to be 4.2 billion neurons, amounting to 27% more neurons for a 41% increase in brain size, I am therefore the perfect candidate, whereas I would obviously be able to hold in excess of the normal human’s embarrassing 1014 bits of information and the equally inferior supercomputer can only hold a disgusting 109 bits. But, of course, Haug knows nothing compared to M.O.D.O.K.’s superior intellect, and thus I will be satisfied with your decision. Also, previous experimentation resulting from my temping at Hydra has molded my cranium into the perfect shape to block the sun’s dangerous rays for my sunbathing master…and also fixed the part in my hair.

HAIL M.O.D.O.K!


Posted by gomer_azrael_85 on 2007-07-02 15:22:22