My cintributions to super (villain)science
My complete lack of fear of being experimented upon.

There have no less than 8 seperate attempts by noted scientists such as Arnim Zola, the Enclave, even AIM itself to transform me into...I don't know exactly what, but something.

Genetic experiments, xeno-transplantation -grafting one species to another in case your super-villain experiment lingo is rusty- mind altering potions, none of it bothers me.

As a matter of fact a few of these procedures took but were washed away every time by what is apparently called a "ret-con wave"...I don't know either, but someone on your Interweb explained it and used quite a bit of "blue" language to do so.

Anyway, I'm a willing to donate my live body to super-villain science. Gills maybe...you're the super-villain genius, I'm sure you'll think of something.

Thanks for your time, giant floating head with teeny tiny arms and legs

Posted by JAK8 on 2007-06-05 10:58:36
Super Science is Beneath ME!
You might be interested to know that I have a scientologistical mind, and when given proper motivation...say, for instance, humiliation in front of my peers, I have done things "outside" the sphere of "ethical science". I have used my considerable intellect to begin genetic manipulation to the end of world domination, therefore I believe you will be impressed with my contribution to Super Science.

I have mutated aggressive, malformed, snapping shrimp. These animals do my bidding and are now being released into the wild. These shrimp are armed -if I may use the phrase- with an oversized shrimp claw. The claw is capable of being opened and closed. When it is closed, there is a huge snapping sound that can be heard as far away as, well, a ways. The snap is so powerful that the shrimp can stun life forms considerably larger than itself, which then it can begin to feed upon. In fact, my creations have been dubbed "Weapons of Bass Destruction" because of the smackdown they laid upon an unsuspecting aquarium at the local mall.

Lest you think I jest, I have proof of my genius. Here is a reporter for a pseudo-scientific magazine who thinks has discovered something. Alas, it is only my genius!
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2001/10/1003_SnappingShrimp.html

MODOK, I believe I would be your perfect lackey! With your plans and my shrimp, we could terrorize...dozens.

Posted by bigdaddyhub2 on 2007-06-05 11:50:28
I designed an enormous toothbrush that's perfect for cleaning enlarged teeth.

Posted by Fetsur on 2007-06-05 12:05:43
Application Question #2
In my continued efforts to serve A.I.M. and M.O.D.O.K., I submit that my greatest super science invention was a modification to "Head-On".

Apply directly to head.

Head-on.

Apply directly to head.

Head-on.

Apply directly to head.

My modification was to the size of the application tube. It is now big enough to apply directly to your 144-lobed forehead, M.O.D.O.K.

Head-on.

Apply directly to head.

Thank you for your time,
RJackson

Posted by hunterjax on 2007-06-05 12:17:00
Meta Science
Mighty M.O.D.O.K., Master of Mindless Minions,

Regretfully, my interest in super science was brief, as I do not believe there is much to accomplish in super science anymore. Thus disappointed with the scope on which super science operates, I have turned to Meta Science instead. As you can see, Meta Science is written capitalized, and is thus clearly superior to the uncapitalized super science. Undoubtedly, you are yourself practising Meta Science in your most secret laboratories as well.

My greatest accomplishment in this field is undoubtedly the analysis of a subconcious superpower many so-called "super-heroes" posses, allowing them to deliver entire speeches in mid- leap or punch. I am proud to say that I can now artificially duplicate this ability, ensuring that there will now always be time to explain to those same super-heroes how they are being defeated, and how truly inferior they are to the mighty M.O.D.O.K.

Yours expositionally,
Niels van Eekelen

Posted by NielsVanEekelen on 2007-06-05 14:37:19
Super-Science Contribution
My greatest contribution to super-science was at the tender age of 5 (yes my genius was apparent then)! In an attempt to deduce the luminosity of a LiteBrite while hidden within the bowls of a homo-sapian, I ingested said LiteBrite, bravely using myself as a test subject in the name of science.

Conclusion: LiteBrites do not shine within ones stomach when ingested.

In a preverbial smack-to-the-face, I was unceremoniously snubbed at that year's Nobel Prize awards. But no matter, once AIM's resources are at my disposal, those who wronged me will pay dearly.

Now off to play with my LiteBrite, pretty colors!

Posted by SlymCyke on 2007-06-05 15:18:48
man
i can read and know how to fly spacecrafts with super powerful weapons

Posted by tarhaun on 2007-06-05 17:01:51
I know how to do formulas in Microsoft Excel.

Posted by Splendide on 2007-06-05 22:19:38
Question #2
As I am catching up with the interview questions, here's my second:

I believe my greatest contribution to super science is my dedication to stay out of the field. With my own dual lobed brain being obviously not up to the challenge, I find that it is better to let larger brains do the heavy lifting, while I can only offer my simple simian body and hands for menial tasks to assist my betters.

Posted by PseudoSherlock on 2007-06-06 10:34:18
Long Box-ing
I was the original creator of the "long box", intended to store and relish the multiple and incredible comic book issues in which you appeared. However, I took the word "relish" too far and used the actual condiment relish as the material for the box. Sadly, I did the same with the bags used for storing the issues, and many issues were lost in the process. I have since executed the person who decided to use mylar rather than relish... Let's just say, I "relished" ridding the world of that miscreant...

Posted by optime on 2007-06-06 11:22:47
Question #2
My greatest contribution to super villain science is learning of you O great MODOK! Only with understanding of your brilliant methods can I hope to contribute more. I must know more about you. For example, you are designed only for killing but now you are blogging. How does blogging fit in with your routine killing? Does it help you to thwart foes or just refer people to your great contributions to comicdom so that they can have the pleasure of learning about you prior to incineration?

Posted by comicsfan001 on 2007-06-07 00:43:07
S.C.I.E.N.C.E.
Super science? What does super science have anything to do with selflessness and complete and total commitment to the cause? I'll give you another scenario: Let's say you're facing down the barrels of twenty or so automatic weapons and you're cornered. Here's how the guy with a PhD in "super science (which I'm not completely sure isn't a term you just made up (I'm not calling you a liar (I'm call you a genius) it's just that I've Google'd "super science"s brains out and I can only come up with science fair tips and a page for Scholastic))" would handle it.

"Super Scien"-tist: Oh let me please get out my protractor and commemorative space camp Junior Cadet pen that I got for holding my breath longer than everyone else even if I passed out and bled all over that girl I like's shoes and she referred to me from that point on as Leader Bleeder and do this "super scien"-tific equation to predict the bullet path and determine our best plan for escape.

HERE'S HOW BLEEDER-BOY (I don't bleed by the way, when I get shot I just get stronger, something your blood losing Super Science space cadets can't touch because they're lame) SCREWED UP!

Last off, he said "escape". Oh, no, no, no. There won't be "escape" we don't "escape". We don't do ANYTHING that begins with "esca" because that prefix is below us and befitting the class of oh let's say, a super bleeder space cadet loser who can't get chicks 'cause he bleeds too much (I mentioned before that I don't bleed. And I've found that the amount of blood I lose is inversely proportional to how many chicks I get. So you do the math. Six quarts worth of chicks.). Unless you consider us having an "escapade" and cruisin' in our "Escalades", in which case we are totally about the "esca". I mean, I love Fresca. Ha, ha, don't ....you...umm...

SECOND TO LAST OFF, while he's doing number poetry I'm thumpin' skulls with a nine iron.

Me: "Oh is that a gun? RAZZLE-DAZZLE!"

And they're done! 2 seconds, tops. Super Squid over there is factoring and now he's dead. Great help there that Science guy.

If you put all of the things that Science Guy is good at in a bucket and put them on a scale and put all the things I'm good at in a bucket...then you'd have a weapon to beat the enemies with while Mr. Wizard is measuring things with his "super science". What do I have to contribute to the field of "super science"? Nothing. Which is EXACTLY what you need.

Word.

Posted by mrmightymyth on 2007-06-07 01:54:42
question 2
Well I would have to say my super computer I built is my gift to super science, where I can scan different DNA and mix them together to create super mutant soldiers. I found it hard to find good soldiers so I found the way of just creating them, it is cheap labor and they don't ask for alot and when they die I create a new one.

Posted by spidey0402 on 2007-06-07 09:33:08
Super Science
As established in question 1, I have two electrical engineering degrees. No doubt, great MODOK, you are telling me that those are SCIENCE credentials, not SUPER SCIENCE credentials. Sadly, I do not have any SUPER SCIENCE credentials except for the pitiful cardboard box robot I made as a child that would play recorded messages when someone walked into my room. However, I am a fast learner!

Posted by Sideswiper on 2007-06-07 09:51:03
What a Feeling!
After several unsuccessful attempts to create A) my own death ray, B) a near-death ray C) a back-from-death ray, or D) a blender, my troubled mind has created, A TRANS-GARBIFICATION RAY.

How does it work? Imagine that you're... oh, I don't know... KILLING someone, when Ms. Marvel shows up. You just don't feel like using your Death Ray one more time (you don't want to be typecast as a one-trick pony, do you?). So, what do you do?

Well, with the TRANS-GARBIFICATION RAY, you simply blast the blond beauty, and watch as hilarity ensues! See, she's now wearing a shoulder-padded Alexis Carrington dress with enormous and impractical 80's hair, and a clutch purse! Fun times!

What about Wonderman, with a Loverboy perm? It's now possible! Wearing a "BeDazzled," armless cowboy muscle shirt and incongruous matching fedora? Sure! What color would you like?

The possibilities are endless! When you're done with your foes, Kraven will look like a Wall Street attorney.

Black Widow in orange and pink: has that ever been done? It has now -- but in a polyester, flared ankle, faux denim with dozens of pocket boxes and inflexible face-guards. Sure she's carrying grenades, but she has to find them first!

Winter Soldier? Three words: Solid Gold Dancer.

The only limitations of the TRANS-GARBIFICATION RAY, are defined solely by you, M.O.D.O.K., and your superior, twisted, 144-lobed imagination.

The powers scrambler is an added attachment for only $2499.99. But, I will admit, with pride, that my many customers have enjoyed it without the enhancements. Why I was just talking to them over at... oh. Uh.. Well.. some OTHER universes, and they have employed this weapon with vigor and enthusiasm!

My handiwork is unmistakable.


Posted by msr.oresteus on 2007-06-07 15:47:50
My greatest contribution to super-science is that I have not dabbled in it, letting those with the brain-power to comprehend it do what they wish in it. However, I would be open to allowing my intellectual superiors conduct tests upon me with their super-sciences, even if it puts me in deadly peril. Indeed, especially if it puts me in deadly peril. Thank you.

Posted by mikep3313 on 2007-06-08 18:45:59
I'm just this guy, you know?
My contribution to super-science? Well, you know, it's really all my fault. The FF being transformed by cosmic rays? I showed up late with the cosmic ray shielding. Bruce Banner turning into the Hulk? I gave Rick Jones bad directions. Peter Parker being bitten by a radioactive spider? Well, they called me to come exterminate but I had to reschedule. Arnim Zola's Doughboy? Er... I was working in a bakery. I apologize for that one, Mr. MODOK, sir.

I can't claim any credit for the mutant race, though. That was my uncle. And the whole super-soldier fiasco? My grandpa.

Also, I invented shrinky-dinks.



Posted by Bill Reed on 2007-06-09 12:58:35
I just had a MODASM
Oh great and flawless MODOK my contribution to Super Science is a Super Virus and is only one of many ways I plan to increase your greatness. I invented the MODASM virus (Mobile Organisms Designed to Appreciate Super Macrocephaly) to increase the appreciation of the meager people with "normal" sized heads for people with very prodigious sized noggins. And no one has more of a mammoth melon than you great MODOK! You will instaneously become the most loved and saught after celebrity in the world. Plus everyone will think your a swell guy.

Posted by Norbie on 2007-06-09 13:38:05
Chocrots
I bioartificed carrots that taste like chocolate, which is certainly a magnificent triumph of science over nature.

As a minor side effect the processes involved also gave those carrots the texture, coloration, temperature tolerance, calorie count and fat content of chocolate, but I am certain that the resolution of those issues is imminent...pending further funding.

Posted by Splendide on 2007-06-10 08:45:48
The answer
My answer is the same i gave for Q1. I am truly that great.Schwing

Posted by myth1602 on 2007-06-10 17:34:42
True science
Well, it appears that none of my peers have truly added to the realm of super villain science. While my colleagues were trying to make super heroes wear funny clothes, I was putting lasers on sharks. While they were trying to increase the appreciation of large heads, I was working with voodoo witch doctors to shrink the average person's head even more so as to further increase the size advantage of MODOK. While others worked on the "long box", I worked on a box of death designed to transport unwitting mortals into the heart of the sun. While others merely placate you I will work to develop new sciences... for example nano-robots deisgned to stimulate the funny bone, causing others to painfully laugh themselves to death. I think it is obvious that as a minion I would vastly surpass these pretenders. All hail MODOK.

Posted by Azhag2 on 2007-06-11 22:30:28
The Repository
My greatest contribution is my ability to study various forms of science and recount details of such upon command. In my travels I have learned much about science across various universes from, among other things, a talking car, a genetically enhanced feral-human female, a man that could change into various animals, a team of adventurers that travel across galaxies by means of a wormhole, and sentient alien robot lifeforms bent on destroying their creators. You need but ask and I can regale you with tales to increase the already large fountain of knowledge at your disposal.

Posted by spiderseppy on 2007-06-13 17:57:58
clay,baking soda,vinegar=instant volcano

Posted by M Strife on 2007-06-18 21:21:39
clay,baking soda,vinegar=instant volcano

Posted by M Strife on 2007-06-18 21:27:16
Contribute Conshmibute
I,M.E.L.O.N. - Mental Entity Licensed Only for Nefariousness return to continue our employment negotiations.

I am offended at your suggestion that I contribute to science. I impose my will upon science. There is normally no opportunity for a 'collaborative process' as the feeble minds I've encountered could never understand my revolutionary calculations.

Did you get the card that I sent? I may have mistakenly left some large sums of money enclosed with it. I don't need it back. You can just hang onto it.

IM.E.L.O.N.

Posted by ratodd on 2007-06-19 00:56:42
Super Science Budgeting
I am merely a human with nowhere near the intelligence of the mighty M.O.D.O.K. when it comes to the fields of science, but I am a businessman, accustomed to the bottomline and being above it. I have budgeted several projects, keeping cost to a minimum and maximizing return. I'm also adept to budgeting man-power and keeping the work proccess going while not wearing down the minions. Not that I care about them mind you, but it can be costly to replace them if they expire while in the middle of something important.

Posted by loganspeedo on 2007-06-19 13:27:19
smash all who in way KILL

Posted by saberine on 2007-06-19 14:17:30
My Greatest Achievement
My greatest scientific achievement in the area of supervillian science was creating a a procedure would give a individual awesome mental abilities. the only side effect was that it would your head ballon up like a ...... Umm, can't think of anything off the top of my head.

Posted by CaptainAmazing on 2007-06-20 10:42:02
I am Jackal
erm...well for a long time I was teching biochemistry at Empire State University. Eventually I moved on from there and created countless clones of Peter Parker and Gwen Stacy. I guess that could be considered the greatest thing I ever did for science...cloning the first humans.

But my Carrion Virus is another thing I have done. It basically kills people. But what makes it unique is that they still haven't found a cure for it. Imagine this weapo in your hands MODOK.....

Posted by s05bf0d4 on 2007-06-20 15:32:07
take that, "Ronin"
My invention is the latest in super-annoyance technology: the costume reverter. When fired upon a target, their costume instantly turns into an older variety. Think about it: Spidey won't seem so vengeful and brooding in red and blue, Luke Cage would be confused for Kid and/or Play (and subsequently attacked by his own teammates), and Clint Barton wouldn't be much of a wayward samurai in a purple skirt (at which point he would be prompty arrested by the sherrif of Noddingham). The resulting chaos would surpass that of Civil War #7...if that's no good, I also have a device that separates the water from ketchup, in mid-burger (eeeeew)!

Posted by doomtendo64 on 2007-06-20 18:38:45
sorry
My apologies to msr.oresteus: I did not notice your earlier posting, and its striking similarities to mine

Posted by doomtendo64 on 2007-06-22 21:17:53
Question 2
I passed all of my science courses in high school and college, which makes me an ideal candidate. I have all the basics covered, from biology to physics to zoology, etc. I think that having a strong background in all of the general sciences is more important than specializing in one area of super science. I mean, if I had a Master’s Degree in cyronics, I could probably come up with a freeze ray to stomp someone like the Human Torch, but I’d be virtually useless against Iceman. At least now I’m open to diversifying my mad science skills. Plus, I’m not sure if it counts as super science, but I can make a mean pot of chili. Everybody loves chili.

Posted by RSchrodt on 2007-06-26 16:50:41
An ode, er, to science...
Last week I contributed $75 to Cancer research. So anyone born between June 22 and July 22 can thank me when they finally find a cure for your "sensitivity" problems.

Posted by JediJester on 2007-06-28 02:40:22
Question #2 from JGonspy
I created the world's first floating chair with built in massage. It gently caresses the stressed out lobes of a super genius as he rests from an active day. Perhaps a day filled only with killing. Several optional weapons ranging from a machine gun to a rocket launcher may be added, to expedite the killing. I can create as many of these chairs as necessary if I were hired.

While few evil geniuses have made use of it, this is largely due to the limited numbers of buyers who can adequately operate it. Only one with at least 144 lobes would have the genius required to enjoy such a chair.

Posted by JGonspy on 2007-06-29 22:47:18
Ah, science
My single greatest acheivement in super science would undoubtedly be the genetic manipulation of reptillian species to create real, live dragons. Imagine an army of such creatures at your disposal, trained to fight for you and to destroy(roast to extra-crispy) your enemies! And, if these do not strike your fancy, I have a vraiety of other interesting altered beasts in my personal lab just waiting to be turned to your nefarious purposes!

Posted by MsMarvelDuckie on 2007-07-01 03:03:57
Super Science and the art of M.O.D.O.K Mainte
Unquestionable M.O.D.O.K,

Super Science. The field from which dreams can be given tangible life and the hopes of lesser organisms can be ultimately nullified. My greatest single contribution to the field of Super Science has been the constant and never-ending work to create myself into the ultimate servant and tool for the greatest mind of our time, M.O.D.O.K., to achieve his conquering of not only the field of Super Science, but of the world itself. All others who have claimed to make contributions to the field of Super Science and have tried to outshine our most precious master should know their place! NONE SHALL SURPASS M.O.D.O.K.!!! I apologize for their transgressions against you and will take it upon myself, once named your newly appointed servant, to round them up as volunteers for your next experimentations.

HAIL M.O.D.O.K!


Posted by gomer_azrael_85 on 2007-07-01 12:27:41
No.
I Will Be Very Honest To You I Have An I.Q. Of 3.7. Good Night. My mommy Says I'm Special, When She Feeds my Warm Milk. No One Shall Ever pass You On An I.Q. Test. You Will Become Superior To All Mankind. You Will Slaughter Anyone Who Stands in Your Way.

P.S. I Love You, With Love World_Conquest
P.S.S. HAIL M.O.D.O.K!

Posted by World_Conquest on 2007-07-01 13:22:02
Scientific Accomlishments
First and foremost, it is essential to note that the field of science is second in my life only to you, Great MODOK.

As for my greatest scientific accomplishment, I tested the manipulation of electricity at the age of about eleven using a copper wire from a remote device. As usual, I was punished by those who misunderstood my love of science! I have since attempted to conquer this mysterious energy we call electricity, only to fail on numerous occasions. Despite my failures, it seems I am experiencing an interesting side effect; I am able to jolt others with a small electrical pulse from my fingertips!

I am currently preparing to explore the science of Psychology. I plan to enter the class with the knowledge that only MODOK knows the true inner workings of the human mind!

ALL HAIL MODOK!



Posted by Strange110 on 2007-07-02 12:25:48
Science and the art of M.O.D.O.K Maintenance
Unquestionable M.O.D.O.K,

Super Science. The field from which dreams can be given tangible life and the hopes of lesser organisms can be ultimately nullified. My greatest single contribution to the field of Super Science has been the constant and never-ending work to create myself into the ultimate servant and tool for the greatest mind of our time, M.O.D.O.K., to achieve his conquering of not only the field of Super Science, but of the world itself. All others who have claimed to make contributions to the field of Super Science and have tried to outshine our most precious master should know their place! NONE SHALL SURPASS M.O.D.O.K.!!! I apologize for their transgressions against you and will take it upon myself, once named your newly appointed servant, to round them up as volunteers for your next experimentations.

HAIL M.O.D.O.K!


Posted by gomer_azrael_85 on 2007-07-02 15:23:49
The RadiiMobile!
My invention, the Radiimobile, relied solely on the use of the chemical element radium, making gas obsolete, solving the world's energy crisis! Unfortunately, my potential benefactors were narrow minded dolts, and complained that due to radium's extremely high levels of radiation (which I was well aware of before they told me!), my plans must be destroyed! While escaping authorities sent to confiscate my plans, my car exploded after hitting a small rock along the road. My body was completely destroyed, leaving only my irradiated head, which remained alive and grew to enormous size! So as to not put myself above you, oh great MODOK, I opted not to use a levitation device as a means of transportation, instead using a mechanized wagon placed low to the ground, so that I am not nearly as high as you, Great One!

MODOK IS ALL THAT IS!

Posted by Strange110 on 2007-07-02 19:56:11
Science and the art of M.O.D.O.K Maintenance
Unquestionable M.O.D.O.K,

Super Science. The field from which dreams can be given tangible life and the hopes of lesser organisms can be ultimately nullified. My greatest single contribution to the field of Super Science has been the constant and never-ending work to create myself into the ultimate servant and tool for the greatest mind of our time, M.O.D.O.K., to achieve his conquering of not only the field of Super Science, but of the world itself. All others who have claimed to make contributions to the field of Super Science and have tried to outshine our most precious master should know their place! NONE SHALL SURPASS M.O.D.O.K.!!! I apologize for their transgressions against you and will take it upon myself, once named your newly appointed servant, to round them up as volunteers for your next experimentations.

HAIL M.O.D.O.K!


Posted by gomer_azrael_85 on 2007-07-02 23:47:49