Question 3
Not to be cliched (I guess I can't be TOO cliched, as I'm the first response), I would like to deliver a sound thrashing to the "invicible" Iron Man. Personally, I would just like to see that guy lose to someone other than himself!

Posted by PseudoSherlock on 2007-06-11 13:33:32
ummmm
iron man,its like when you take edge,mr.,mcahon and batman mixed into one and ummmm, clong thor contrubited to cap dead,shot hulk into space,and cheated to win civil war. so in conclusion, IRON MAN NEEDS TO BE DESTROYED

Posted by tarhaun on 2007-06-11 15:41:15
I think I would go after the Falcon, simply so that when I defeat him, I can strip him of his flight harness to use it for my own purposes. This would largely involve using the wings to swoop onto milk trucks and steal the milk.

Posted by Fetsur on 2007-06-11 16:11:31
Mr. MODOK,
Anyone you tell me to, because your need for revenge is much greater than my own.

But if you let me pick, then I would choose Luke Cage. I mean, here he is being all "I'm street, I'm tough" and then he goes and hangs out in a skyscraper living with a BUTLER! Here's the deal, Cage, you can take me off the street, but you can't take the Street out of me!" PLUS you make a deal to come on to the New Avengers team, and that deal turns out to be that you take Tuesday mornings to stand around basketball courts in a downtown and DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! Brilliant!!! Let's just put you in charge of the Avengers! OH WAIT YOU ARE IN CHARGE OF THE NEW AVENGERS!!!! AND YOU THINK YOU ARE REALLY SOMETHING DONT YOU!!!! Listen pal, you are a dime a dozen with your gimmicky impenetrable skin, and your super strength. I can list a dozen supers with those stats and can FLY! Can you fly??? Only when I tee off on you!!!! AND PLUS, I SWEAR that when I use YOU in Marvel Ultimate Alliance I get destroyed!!!! SWEET CHRISTMAS!!!

But that's just me...

Posted by bigdaddyhub2 on 2007-06-11 16:31:42
you losers
hydra and scarier and the maggia and the hand are all so much cooler then you a.i.m. losers. how are you going to seize control of the world,
chat room strikes hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. oh and all losers who what jobs in it suck, as does M.O.D.O.K.

Posted by dman4566 on 2007-06-11 16:41:54
oh and
also iron man whould be fun, .....................................he needs a whooping because of civil war, and i could take his armour.

Posted by dman4566 on 2007-06-11 16:44:14
Squirrel Girl
Having a great respect for Deadpool and his wrinkly head, I was astonished to witness his defeat at the hands of the hero named "squirrel girl". If she can defeat Deadpool she is obviously a threat to my fellow minions, and could pose an annoyance to you MODOK. I would like to teach her and the rest of her panzy hero friends a lesson on your behalf.

Posted by Azhag2 on 2007-06-11 19:09:10
Mystic Madness
Majestic M.O.D.O.K.,

Surely, the "super-hero" most deserving of a painful, torturous and above all, scientific death is none other than Doctor Strange, the so-called "sorceror supreme."

For many a year now, Doctor Strange has been attempting to make a mockery of logic and science with his so-called "magic" and "mysticism." His craft is an abomination in the face of our research and should be expunged from quantum existence.

I have acquired a guide to other mystic offenders just released by Marvel--undoubtedly this was orchestrated by your minions. All in this guide should perish, but the supposed "master" must be first.

Also, Magnificent M.O.D.O.K., do you mean to trick us? Is this a test? If anyone is applying to this job for the sole purpose of acquiring this SVTU:M11 prize of which you speak, surely he or she possesses a greed unfitting for one who will live only to serve you.

Yours subserviently,
Niels van Eekelen

Posted by NielsVanEekelen on 2007-06-11 19:11:15
Only One?
If I could only choose one "super hero" to beat up, it would have to be Reed Richards, also known as "Mister Fantastic". He claims to be one of the greatest minds on the planet, if not the greatest mind, and anyone who could make such an arrogant claim when someone with such a magnificent mind as yourself exists is truly a fool who needs to be taught a lesson.

Posted by mikep3313 on 2007-06-11 20:11:07
Hero Beat Down!
The question is, which one wouldn't I go after. The Answer: none!
I would deliver a beating worthy of a narc at a Greateful Dead show.
Or, a beating worthy of a SHIELD agent among the AIM ranks!

Perhaps a certain flag-clad hero. Deliver a posthumous beating!
If MODOK so ordered...

Posted by JAK8 on 2007-06-12 00:03:28
Like shooting fish in a barrel
Well Mighty Mental MODOK the "super hero" I would most like to beat up would be Captain America. I choose Cap mostly because of the fact that he's dead and there's no easier fight than beatin up a corpse. Plus he was always a total A-head (literally) and thwarted your masterfully machiavellian world domination plots. Long live AIM! You know AIM should really get a catch phrase like Hydra. You get yourself a "Hail Hydra" and guranteed AIMs recruitment numbers will go through the roof.

Posted by Norbie on 2007-06-12 01:05:18
Lameness Factor
All lame characters deserve a beating. Not only through the shear fact that they are lame, but also because they are easy pickin's, and that's how I role.

Let's face it, though legion AIM's minions might be, their record against the so-called (finger quotes) "A-List" is decidedly uneven. Why have your gluteus maximus handed to you by the Hulk or Spider-Man when there's a perfectly good Hindsight-Lad or D-Man eagerly awaiting a good thumping.

That's why we should set our sights a little lower and go after the morts of the Marvel Universe (Bird-Brain, I'm looking in your direction). Not only would this be a great ego boost, but we would be an integral part of natural selection.

So let's unit against the feeble cadre of the D-List elite, and let's start with Gambit. :)

Posted by SlymCyke on 2007-06-12 14:53:55
Hero beat down
OK I am going to say that as much as everyone hates Iron Man (me included) we should go after Reed Richards. After he meets up with us he won't feel so "fantastic". MODOK you are sooooo much more brilliant than the stretchy one and you should get the chance to pummel him until he realizes that he is no more intelligent than a lonely slug when compared with you.

Posted by comicsfan001 on 2007-06-12 16:26:12
Spidey
As schizophrenic as Spider-Man has seemed lately, he should be the first "super hero" eliminated. His recent erratic behavior makes him difficult to predict, and as such a much larger threat to the carefully crafted plans of he most high, M.O.D.O.K.!

Posted by spiderseppy on 2007-06-12 16:44:43
G.L.A.
There a bad joke that needs an ending. They don't even have a real name.

Posted by myth1602 on 2007-06-12 20:31:41
Others
We might as well face it. The (finger quotes) "super beings" are everywhere. Honestly we need to start "tipping" the punisher to put a shotgun to their skulls.On a side note though I would probably take out the following=Sunfire, The power pack, Stilt-man, Luke Cage(mainly because of leather pants and yellow shirt), Bullseye, Doc Oc,and Jubilee. I think that we DO need more of these beserker heroes (Plus it's friggin' hilarious when they turn on each other) = Ghost Rider, Silver Surfer,Scarlet Witch, and (of course) THE PUNISHER

Posted by myth1602 on 2007-06-12 20:48:14
FORGOT!!!!!!!!!
My apologies oh 144-lobed one. I forgot Hank Pym. It is certainly hilarious when he screws up. I also forgot to kill Frog-man, Iron Fist, and Batroc (Because he is french and annoying)

Posted by myth1602 on 2007-06-12 20:58:08
Ms Marvel
As I believe this would give the greatest satisfaction to my esteemed idol, the mighty M.O.D.O.K.!

Posted by Splendide on 2007-06-12 22:51:02
Squirel Girl. She took down Doom and made Ironman look like a chump. And she beat Thanos with minimal effort.

I'd say deal with her first, but I'm sure she'd end up the winner.

Posted by IanZL on 2007-06-13 11:27:13
we all in the same boat
feelin ur pain bro,same thing happened to me.Had dis brilliant idea,a epic tale about jedis,aliens and the FORCE that determines their destinies.Sadly some guy beat me to it some years before i wuz born.May d force b with u

Posted by icarus gray on 2007-06-14 09:39:24
like wrong response
wud first of all get my hands on iron man,and give him d beatin of his life.Next wud be hulk(i no its not possible,but wat da heck),and if i survive d ordeal,wud also give juggernaut d beatings of his dear life.

Posted by icarus gray on 2007-06-14 09:49:10
hard to decide
wow MODOK, this is a tough one. I think i would have to say wolverine because i just want to see his butt get whooped. it is sooo impossible but i will give it my all. I would also try to kill spider-man cuz those tights just don't seem right.

Posted by majk man on 2007-06-14 21:09:10
oh
i forgot to mention maybe revenge ain't all what its cooked up to be. i have had some bad experience with revenge and maybe you should just take the route of doing what seems right to all and not just to you. just a little advice.

Posted by majk man on 2007-06-14 21:12:56
ok then
i would have to agree with iron man deserves to die y shoot hulk into space is he retarded if he manages to survive(its comic books nething can happen)hell come back and kill him then rip his suit to shreds he isnt even a super hero(iron man)he just has a super suit he deserves to be shreded and ripped limb from limb

Posted by ThE_pOwEr_Of_4 on 2007-06-16 10:55:29
the perfect beat down
I would unleash a beat down on Mr Immortal of the great lakes Avengers. Why? Because he is a total loser and the kicking his butt would give a confidence boost to the henchman that would propel the henchman through later missions. Also while everyone was watching us beat the undying idiot down we could have a covert ops unit pull a heist or three.


Posted by CaptainAmazing on 2007-06-17 10:05:54
why
Hey man, why do you want to be on the bad side and attack the good guys? Dude, haven't you learned that the bad guys always lose. You can't hurt me.

Posted by majk man on 2007-06-18 08:54:13
Please let me attack Majk man, please!!!!

Posted by bigdaddyhub2 on 2007-06-18 12:27:49
Aunt May!!! Throw her off a cliff and right into some tar pits!

Posted by M Strife on 2007-06-18 21:17:03
For the Hilarity Value...
I, M.E.L.O.N. - Mental Entity Licensed Only for Nefariousness would enjoy applying a beating to Black Bolt.

The mental image of his crys of,"Ow! Ow! Yeouch! Not the face! My eye!" knocking over cities and destroying mountainsides elicits a mighty chuckle from me every time I consider it.

M.E.L.O.N.

Posted by ratodd on 2007-06-19 01:13:18
Headmen Avenged
As part of your rise to power, you must use your forces to avenge your allies who aided you in scientific discoveries in the past. Surely you cannot forget the Headmen, who were so much like you, not only in a zeal for science, but also for uniqueness of cranium. And, who recently defeated this host of head cases you once called allies??? Of course, the one whom I should vanquish and aid you in your return to greatness... HUMBUG! And, while I'm at it, I'll crush his friends, the so-called Heroes for Hire! Bwa-hahaha! Oh, and then I'll go after the Defenders... any of those guys still alive and kicking?

Posted by optime on 2007-06-19 13:00:06
Stupid Vigilantes
While some people might not think of them as super-heroes per se, I have a problem with the likes of the Punisher and Cardiac. While not affiliated with any given teams, these lone wolves are dangerously unperdictable and keen on interfering with the best laid plans. More than once have the mysterious Darkhawk, Moon Knight, Cardiac and Nomad run up cost to unacceptable levels and the Punisher has cause a spike in training cost and life insurance premiums. I say take them out first and then the more predictable elements will fall like a house of cards.

Posted by loganspeedo on 2007-06-19 13:36:38
Dazzler
Fighting superheroes is bad enough... but ones that sing with their small headed voices are extra annoying! Dazzler tries to cash in on the Disco craze (are the kids still into the Disco?) but she's no Donna Summer.

Anyways, MODOK is too sexy for pop music.


Posted by Sideswiper on 2007-06-19 13:47:39
BREAK ALL EAT GOOD MEAT LIVE LONG FIGHT

Posted by saberine on 2007-06-19 14:18:24
narrowing it down
Wasting an X-Man would be a waste of time, since they always come back to life...an Avenger would be no good either, since the rest of the squad always shows up right in the nick of time. Not the FF either since Victor called them already, and we don't wanna get on his bad side (dude holds onto grudges like a dog with a stick, its a little sociopathic). I don't wanna bother with Dr Strange, cause this one time I tried to track him down on the astral plane for a palm reading, and it turns out that place is huge...good for hiding from people. There's always the Runaways, but we wouldn't get too much street cred beating down a bunch of kids. Namor would probably just yell at us until we felt bad about ourselves. I say we stay friends with DD and She-Hulk, since good lawyers are hard to find. I guess that leaves...Captain Britain, as our revenge for the Spice Girls.

Posted by doomtendo64 on 2007-06-20 01:14:40
I am Jackal
I would personally like to lay waste to Spider-Man. He was indirectly responsible for the death of my beloved Gwen Stacy (ok the Big GG was DIRECTLY responsible but he helped me with my cloning during the great Clone Saga). He has quite a fan-base I hear. Imagine how many hearts we would break if the two of us killed Spider-Man MODOK....

MWAhahahahahahahaha...heh..heh...ha....erm....so anyway... who does your hair when it gets long?

Posted by s05bf0d4 on 2007-06-20 08:37:48
Iron man
I would want to take down the leader of these little humans and so I would go for the head and all will fear me.

Posted by spidey0402 on 2007-06-20 10:45:10
But, I Love her...
Why, this answer is ease itself! I would appreciate the opportunity to "fight" my faux foe, Psylocke. Her psychic knife, 'the focused totality of her telepathic abilities' is blah-blah against my sumpin'-sumpin'... She will learn to her peril that you cannot incapacitate your foes' brain, when they do not possess much of one! As Eddie Munson says, "HA-HA"...

Posted by msr.oresteus on 2007-06-23 16:09:31
NFL SuperPro
I'd like to build up my "evil cred" by taking out NFL SuperPro first. Ever since that steroid scandal of his a few years back, and the big trial about his stolen super-suit that ended up with him losing official NFL sponsorship, all he's done is sit around in my local pub and mope. Loudly. For this, he must surely be destroyed. Also, he beat up the Constrictor once, and the Constrictor is my mom's cousin's nephew, by marriage.

First NFL SuperPro... and then... THE WORLD!

Posted by Bill Reed on 2007-06-23 19:11:53
Question 3
AIM has had its fair share of run-ins with superheroes, from Ms. Marvel to Captain America. I’ve never cared much for any of them really. It’s a good thing they spent so much time fighting each other. Why should we have to take time out of our day to use our superior science to battle weirdos in tights? That is time best spent on ray guns, transporters, weather control devices, flying chairs, etc. That being said, I think it would be best to take out Iron Man. He seems to be the “brains” (if you want to call any human mind a brain) of the superheroes, so they’d lose a lot of strategy without him. Plus, I heard he is heading up SHEILD, so that would get them out of our way as well. We could probably even recruit some underground heroes to help us too, but we wouldn’t pay them. We’d promise them fine luxuries, but we would just use our advanced science to destroy them after we take out Iron Man.

Posted by RSchrodt on 2007-06-26 16:51:30
That blasted Man-Thing
I would love to slay the Man-Thing but what can you do against the guy, he just comes slopping and plipping plopping along and you stick a sword in him and he just looks at you with those big red puppy dog eyes. You blast him with a gun and its just a waste of good ammo and he keeps coming and coming and coming and then your screaming and you feel this terrible burning sensation and AAAAAGGGHHHHHH! And it's just a total bummer man, I mean what would the almighty M.O.D.O.K. do?

Posted by glend_am on 2007-06-27 16:03:12
You're goin' DOWN clown!
I would take out Slapstick. Their can only be one jester and that's me, JediJester! Besides, then I could be the sole provider of entertainment for the great MODOK. Here's a taster.... What has two arms, two legs and a head the size of my aunt Nadine's condo? Answer: Tony Stark

Posted by JediJester on 2007-06-28 02:50:10
Question #3 from JGonspy
I would enjoy fighting any villain foolish enough to oppose M.O.D.O.K. Chief among them, though he has never opposed M.O.D.O.K. openly, he has perhaps delivered the most absurd blow. He dares to star in an obscene number of comics, movies, video games, etc. that M.O.D.O.K. should be starring in!

For this atrocity, I would strike down Spider-Man with every once of strength I posses! Peter Parker, his alter ego you no doubt knew of before the unmasking, would never dare attempt to steal the spotlight with such inferior cranial capacity.

Posted by JGonspy on 2007-06-29 22:54:00
Iron Man must DIE!!!
Your esteeemed evilness- I would dearly love to take down that so-called genious and two-faced idiot Tony Stark. Why this over-done playboy should get all the glory and perks of being director of SHIELD while you and your cohorts in AIM get left behind, is beyond me. So, he has an "invincible" metal suit. Pfft. Just a glorified tin can if you ask me. Come to think of it, canned Stark sounds pretty tasty. Just like Mom's tuna salad.... shame I had to death ray her.

Posted by MsMarvelDuckie on 2007-07-01 03:12:18
Superhero Smackdown
All-Knowing M.O.D.O.K.,

Once again, my master’s wonderful 144-lobed brain always knows exactly what questions will find his perfect servant to aid in the utter domination of this planet. What inferior being that calls themselves a “superhero” would I wish to annihilate from my master’s sight? Any whom my master, M.O.D.O.K., wishes me to! I know that my will is not my own, but that of my master, and any that stand in his way shall ultimately be dealt with upon his command. Although this humble servant would like to have a crack at the buffoon Reed Richards for claiming he is the greatest scientific mind on this planet…we all know better.

HAIL M.O.D.O.K.!


Posted by gomer_azrael_85 on 2007-07-01 12:43:35
Iron Man.
He Thinks He's All That And A Bag Of Chips. You The One's With the Waves On Them. I Don't Think he Should Call Himself "Iron Man". He Should Call Himself "Dead Man Face Eyes Who Should Bow Down To M.O.D.O.K. ".

P.S. Chips Are Good.
P.S.S. I Love You
P.S.S.S. HAIL M.O.D.O.K.!

Posted by World_Conquest on 2007-07-01 13:25:46
Pain Infliction on Superhero
The dribbling dolt known as Dr. Strange has held my animosity for the past several years. During my quest to conquer the Eastern Seaboard, the oaf used his Eye of Agamotto to banish me to a parallel dimension, until I was freed by Dormammu. I would love nothing more than to have the head of this master of the mystic arts. Both the M'kraan Crystal and the Infinity Gauntlet may prove able to destroy this foul foe, as well as the superior intellect of the Great MODOK!

MODOK FOREVER!

Posted by Strange110 on 2007-07-02 12:36:49
Superhero Smackdown
All-Knowing M.O.D.O.K.,

Once again, my master’s wonderful 144-lobed brain always knows exactly what questions will find his perfect servant to aid in the utter domination of this planet. What inferior being that calls themselves a “superhero” would I wish to annihilate from my master’s sight? Any whom my master, M.O.D.O.K., wishes me to! I know that my will is not my own, but that of my master, and any that stand in his way shall ultimately be dealt with upon his command. Although this humble servant would like to have a crack at the buffoon Reed Richards for claiming he is the greatest scientific mind on this planet…we all know better.

HAIL M.O.D.O.K.!

Posted by gomer_azrael_85 on 2007-07-02 15:25:10
Beatdown
I guess maybe that NFL Superpro dude?. He really sucks.

Posted by dukesed on 2007-07-05 20:11:53
I want to murder IRON FIST and super man but I guess he doesn't count. I can't stand super man he's imposible to kill except with a dumb rock that you get in space or through a vulger bald bissnessman....sorry I'm monologing.

Posted by claybilly on 2007-07-06 10:56:57