"Hi, MODOK here. When you're an insane floating head like me, it's hard to find casual wear that's both comfortable and affordable—until now, thanks to the good people at Dockers.
"Now, when Ms. Marvel and I want to go out for an exiting night of dinner, a movie, and mass murder, I can just open my closet and telekinetically pull out my MODOCKERS khaki--
"What?
"No, I didn't, I said 'MODAM'...
"Oh, did I really? (chuckles) Ooh, boy, the missus would give me hell if she ever heard that..."
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Take 38
"I can hardly believe how easy it is to get my MODOCKERS ... nggk ... over my dangling vestigial limbs... Just... Hold on... Zipper's stuck... ngggk...
"Just a sec... I'm gonna give this a good tug...
"AAAAAGGGHHH!! AAAAGGHH!! MEDIC!!
"LITTLE MODOK GOT CAUGHT IN THE ZIPPER!!!!"
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Take 63
"The best thing about my MODOCKERS is how there's a little hole in the seat for the exhaust of my hoverchair to come out of, and, uh...
"Uh...
"Line?
"Yeah, and, uh, they're also stonewashed, for--
"Hey! Hey! I HEARD THAT THOUGHT! I CAN READ MINDS YOU KNOW! I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH YOU WANT TO GO HOME, I -- MODOK! -- DEMAND AS MANY TAKES AS I WANT UNTIL I'M SATISFIED WITH MY (finger quotes) 'PERFORMANCE'!
"WHAT'S THAT? OH, YEAH, MR. FANCY-PANTS DIRECTOR? I GOT A 'CUT' FOR YOU!
"AS IN CUT DOWN BY MY MIND BLASTS!!!!
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Take 115
(MODOK on cell phone)
"Listen, Craig, you're my agent, you've got to get me out of this! Isn't there some kind of escape clause in my contract that voids it for 'creative differences?'
"What? Put the director on? Well... There's kind of a problem with that. There's been an accident. He's ... dead.
"Yeah, I killed him, but I don't see what that has to do with--
"The producer? No can do Craig -- she's dead too.
"D.P.? Dead. Boom operator? Dead. Best boy? Dead. Slate guy? I'm not sure what they're called. But he's dead too.
"Yeah, well, the funny this is, that was the creative difference. They wanted to stay alive, and I didn't want them to.
Ah-HA! I KNEW that this would be brought to your attention!!!! I can see you edited the "Curses! Why couldn't I have been built with an @$$!" blub that actually was shown in the magazine. What about the "Apply directly to forehead" ad? First comment, WHHHOOOO!!!!!
Posted by Venomfan1995 on 2007-08-22 17:48:37
whaaat? That ad is so incredibly surreal...I'm at a loss for words...
Posted by JAK8 on 2007-08-22 18:25:10
M.O.D.O.K. rules! I also loved the interview some time ago.
More of this please!!!!!! :-)
Posted by Zigy on 2007-08-23 09:36:31
4 Responses? Oh, come on now! MODOK deserves more responses than 4!!! Where are you people??
Posted by Venomfan1995 on 2007-08-24 14:47:04
I wouldn't be surprised if Karl got you this gig.
Honestly the only kind of AIM agent is either inept or dead.
Yours humbly,
Posted by myth1602 on 2007-08-25 13:03:27
funny really funny stuff guys
Posted by cap102 on 2007-08-26 17:21:38
my eyes I souldn't have read the little MODOK part.....That image is now permently scared into my brain.....I've been mentaly raped.....
Posted by KayLockheart on 2007-10-10 23:35:40
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About this blog: BLOGDOK is the psychotic ramblings of a Mental Organism Designed Only for Killing. Or is it merely a decoy for a far more sinister plot? I, MODOK, have over 2,459 wholly separate plans for world domination running simultaneously in my highly advanced 144-lobed brain, so not even I know for sure!
About the author: I, MODOK, first appeared in Tales of Suspense #94, created by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby ("If This Be MODOK", Oct. '67) and I have been the butt of jokes about my giant head ever since. But now I shall have my revenge! IN BLOG FORM!!!
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