What took so long?
Took ya long enough to come back, MODOK. Where were you?

Posted by Venomfan1995 on 2007-10-18 20:16:55
Where was I?
I was killing! Duh!

Posted by I MODOK on 2007-10-18 22:13:15
You Rock!
MODOK my master its great to hear from you again. What is thy biding?

Posted by mudblood1201 on 2007-10-20 00:56:40
Need...
MUST HAVE JOURNAL.

Posted by cableandtweed on 2007-10-21 12:34:47
Dearest Faux-DOK, you got it wrong again. I talked to Fred about 2 books. The Journal of MODOK Studies #4 was lost in a non-water-related computer malfunction. Another book I did was water-damaged. The fourth issue will come out when my master, the REAL MODOK says it is time.

Posted by George Tarleton on 2007-10-21 22:03:03
A Humble Question for the Mighty MODOK
Most honorable MODOK,

Has my pathetic inferior human mind led me to mistake your intentions? For surely your majestic 144 lobes could not have made such an error as seems to be the case!

Being the loyal minion that I am, I have read every one of your glorious blog entries. Something deep inside me told me that you had once declared the Journal of MODOK Studies as our enemy.

I hastily checked BLOGDOK's very first entry, dated 2007-05-24, (which I have pasted to my refrigerator, for the purpose of having my morning dose of wisdom with my villainously milkless Wheaties). Lo and behold, throned master, I found these passages:

[ And then there's the "Journal of MODOK Studies". Some of my beekeeper henchmen were all like, "Hey, what's the big deal, Boss? It's kind of flattering, really!"

I promptly cut down those fools with my mind blasts!! Your "hip", "kitsch", "it's-so-lame-it's-cool" posturing doesn't fool me, Journal for MODOK Studies! I know when I'm being mocked! Your "Gen-X" humor should have stayed in 1997 where it belonged! When I get ahold of you, it will be your collectible LAST issue! ]

If it is your wish that our organizations should now be allies, I will obediently accept. I simply wished to ascertain your intentions. Please forgive my pitiful two-lobed stupidity, O powerful leader. I believe the condition originates from the weak pinkish mass that doesn't deserve to ignorantly be referred to as a brain.

Always in your service,

Humble Internet Slave

Posted by Vastion on 2007-10-23 19:36:30
Dear Vastion,
Thanks for writing. First let's get one thing perfectly clear.

M.O.D.O.K. IS INFALLIBLE!!!

Since I am not personally there to subject you to my mind blasts for even implying that I might be contradicting yourself, I demand you invent a machine that evolves your brain to the point where you can generate your own mind blasts, then subject yourself to them.

Are you back from doing that? Good. Hopefully your cerebellum is sufficiently functioning to comprehend that what might appear an adjustment in my position is actually a reasoned shift in tactics, due to the further girlish pleadings of my beekeeper henchmen and writing slave Fred Van Lente, I have, in my infinite wisdom, that is more useful to the aims of, er, A.I.M. to keep the one who calls himself George M. Tarleton alive to continue producing the aforementioned organ of praise to me.

OR PERHAPS I AM SIMPLY LULLING HIM INTO A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY BEFORE I BRING THE HAMMER DOWN AND DESTROY HIM!!! YOU MAY HAVE CALLED ME "FAUX-DOK" FOR THE LAST TIME GEORGE M. TARLETON!!

Ahem.

So, before I said I would destroy the Journal of MODOK Studies. Now I do not.

This would appear to be a contradiction, perhaps to those with puny two-lobed minds. Except for one thing:

M.O.D.O.K. CANNOT CONTRADICT HIMSELF! M.O.D.O.K. IS INFALLIBLE! I AM LIKE A RUPTURED SEWER MAIN OF TRUTH, PERPETUALLY SPEWING A RAGING TORRENT OF FROTHY GENIUS!!

Notice to Warren Ellis and Jeff Parker: You two aren't off the hook. I still have my eyes on you... AND VENGEANCE SHALL BE MINE!!!

Posted by I MODOK on 2007-10-24 09:05:01
Modok,

I apologize for trade waiting this current tale of yours. I wholly subscribe to your evil plan. I think your huge head has tremendous sex appeal.

Posted by Wolver-Ham on 2007-11-09 04:07:49