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I'm ON STRIKE!
2007-11-06 13:02:42


No, not because of this. I NEED NO WRITERS TO WRITE MY MONOLOGUE MATERIAL! I RANT PERFECTLY WELL EXTEMPORANEOUSLY! ALL MY PEARLS OF WISDOM ARE PURE MODOK! YET ANOTHER REASON MODOK SHOULD TAKE OVER THE "TONIGHT SHOW"!! (#1 Reason: You already have a guy with an enormous chin. I say, why settle for just the chin when you can have someone with a totally enormous chin, ears, eyes, nose, hair, nostrils, etc.?)

No, I am on strike because of yet another outrage perpetrated upon my dignity, this time by the operators of the so-called (finger quotes) "amusement park" known as Islands of Adventure!

Now, once I heard that said theme park had a Marvel Super Heroes Island with such featured rides as the Amazing Adventures of Spider-Man and the Hulk Coaster, I got quite excited. Would there be a "M.O.D.O.K. Brain Blast Flume?" The "A.I.M. Arcade"? I mean, if that tin-plated buffoon Victor von Doom got his own Tower of Terror-type-deal, surely I -- M.O.D.O.K.! -- rate one as well?!?

Imagine my shock, then, to learn I am represented at Marvel Island -- but in the most undignified manner possible! No, my fearsome visage is depicted on the side of the Captain America Diner ... GETTING HIT IN THE FACE BY A DEAD GUY!!!

This is totally unacceptable, Interweb. I immediately dispatched writing slave Fred Van Lente (who, before you ask, more takes dictation for me than actually writes anything ... What ... the Dictation Union isn't on strike is it?) to go down there and stand disapprovingly under my two-dimensional hoverchair until Islands of Adventure comes up with an (finger quotes) "attraction" worthy of my stature in the world of techno-terrorism!

Now, Fred has a lot of spare time on his hands, since he long ago completed the climactic issue of Super Villain Team-Up: MODOK's 11 ... ON SALE NOV. 7!!! but let's not let him stand there forever, striking like a poor sap.

I call on the aid of my Interweb minions!!!

WHAT THEME PARK RIDE WOULD YOU CREATE IN MY HONOR?!?!?

Discuss.

mmmmmmm
How about a MODOK chair lift that carries you about the park? Then you can drop things on unsuspecting GOOD people! :D

Posted by pmpknface on 2007-11-06 13:33:50
The ride must have these elements.
1. MODOK Chair
2. Brain Blasts
3. Oversized headness.

Posted by bigdaddyhub2 on 2007-11-06 14:41:01
ride
I also noticed the poster this past August, though I remarked that it was a well-rendered vision of MODOK that was getting punched, at least.

A terrific ride would be if you were a minion, who was enthralled by MODOK, and got to fight the good guys at his side!

Posted by stuckinazkaban on 2007-11-06 19:26:01
That area of the park could surely use some more cool rides. The Spider-Man and Hulk rides are cool, but that's it. The Dr. Doom ride is your typical drop ride and then there's the X-Men spinning ride. Oy. A MODOK ride would only be an improvement over those two.

Posted by KentL on 2007-11-06 19:32:19
A whole island
I think AIM should buy Easter Island, then replace the Moai with MODOKs.

Then create an entire theme park around your greatness. 4 Heads Park... or MODOK World...

From the little kiddie rides (imagine a Mad Hatter teacup ride with MODOK chairs) to terrifying adult rides rocket them up and down while blasting their brains. You can even have cruises that land on the MODOCK. You can have a ICEE/Slurpee type drink called the Brain Blaster. Have a costumed duck (like DOnald), named of course MODUCK. And of course an onsite medic, the MODOC.

Posted by beta-ray on 2007-11-06 22:37:28
My leaders ride!
I think you should have a ride where lesser beings sit in a chair and are treated to a vidoe highlighting your greatest acievements. You deserve only the best my lord!

Posted by mudblood1201 on 2007-11-07 05:21:43
MODOK Coaster
I think the hanging-from-above-seated coaster would be your best bet. It already looks like your hover chair, and leaves your legs dangling much like that same aerial chair. Then you could have the legions of undersize-headed park goers strapped in and flung along in loops and rises while images of terrified "heroes" pop out of side of the track and are shot down by simulated brain blasts that light up along the rail of the coaster to blast apart each new costumed upstart.

I'd call it: M.O.D.O.K.'s High-Altitude Roller Blaster

Posted by PseudoSherlock on 2007-11-08 14:15:53
Dont Sass the Cap
You refer to Marvel Legend Steve Rodgers as "The Dead Guy" again MODOK and thinks might get ugly. :) Have a little rest he is a thousand times the man you will ever be.

Lest We Forget.

Posted by Doop+Molly on 2007-11-08 14:48:47
forgive the spell glitches, I'm adjusting to a MAC keyboard. =\

Posted by Doop+Molly on 2007-11-08 14:50:01
captain america
he's bk but modok did have a gd issue on the digital comics board

Posted by toddg on 2007-11-17 04:57:34
HA!
A ride in wich you sit on a M.O.D.O.K chair and go around commiting evil deads! MWA HA HA HA! Um....*ahem*....any..uh...way.

Posted by Addicted2comiX on 2007-11-20 11:11:20
Captain America
If he is so great then why is he dead! M.O.D.OK. is the owner of this blog, if ya dont like what the master says then dont read it!

Posted by mudblood1201 on 2007-12-21 00:00:57
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BLOGDOK is the psychotic ramblings of a Mental Organism Designed Only for Killing. Or is it merely a decoy for a far more sinister plot? I, MODOK, have over 2,459 wholly separate plans for world domination running simultaneously in my highly advanced 144-lobed brain, so not even I know for sure!

About the author:
I, MODOK, first appeared in Tales of Suspense #94, created by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby ("If This Be MODOK", Oct. '67) and I have been the butt of jokes about my giant head ever since. But now I shall have my revenge! IN BLOG FORM!!!
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