the marvel.com office rumors post
2007-05-08 10:07:42
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With all the changes downstairs in editorial, and with some of the rumors circulating around the net about what's happening in this office I wanted to make a quck post to clear the air and set the record straight about the recent Marvel.com staff shuffle.
- The special projects group, which oversees the development of our race of atomic supermen, the interdimensional attack fortress, and the growth of our black hole power source will be moving under the direct supervision of Dr. Sinister. Professor Malevolent will take over the cloning and gene splicing projects.
- We're sorry to see the DeathBot 9000 move across town, and we wish it well. We are, however, delighted to announce that Kill-o-Tron Mark 5 will be joining the Marvel.com team shortly. I think that those of you who are familiar with its work will be as happy as I am to welcome it aboard. The Kill-o-Tron will be sharing an office with Yee.
- Yee will be getting a new protective suit.
- Chimpy the Wonder-Monkey will remain as our lead data-modeler and spell checker. We will be removing the self destruct button from his office.
- The people who put the "Press this button to give Chimpy the Wonder-Monkey a squirt of juice" label on the self destruct button have been let go. We're sorry for any inconvenice this may have caused.
- And finally, C.B. Cebluski will remain in his unofficial position as "guy who hangs out near the office and asks inappropriate questions". He will also be blogging for Marvel.com starting this week.
Anyway, I hope this clears things up.
-pete
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