•This group of superheroes can’t shoot lasers from their eyes or lightning from their fingers. (Obviously not the X-men)
•They don’t have secret lairs or cool costumes. They’ve never participated in any interstellar battles or defeated giant robots. (Nope, it’s not the GREAT LAKE AVENGERS)
•They have a weapon so powerful, it never needs reloading or recharging and it can reverse an apocalypse (No, it not the FANTASTIC FOUR equipped with the ULTIMATE NULLIFIER)
•They also know an incantation so ancient and powerful that it can seemingly cure any malady (Uh-Uh, it’s not the MIDNIGHT SONS)
•As a matter of fact, ALL the members of this group even share the same codename! (Calm down, fanboy, it’s not the BROOD either.)
*So, who is this non-mutant, name sharing team and how can they all share the same name?
Answer: Mom.
*What’s their powerful weapon?
Answer: A hug, a kiss on the forehead, etc. When you just lost the game, skinned your knee, broke the vase, crashed the car, lost all your money in the stock market, etc.
*What’s their magical incantation?
Answer: "It’s going to be OK, Momma’s here, Don’t Worry, etc. Usually used in conjunction with their powerful weapon (see above)
Bottom line. This Sunday is Mother’s Day and if you haven’t figured that out by now you probably haven’t gotten her a gift yet either. Well Luckily for you, You have the Mighty Marvel Trades Department on your side!
OPTION A) Go out and buy the books on the left, grab a blanket, head to the park, and tell your mom you’re giving her the afternoon off so, “THE WORLD’S Greatest MOM can enjoy the WORLD’S GREATEST COMICS!”
OPTION B) If you don’t have a comic retailer near you, Click on the covers to the left, print them out, glue them on a paper plate with some dry macaroni and some glitter. And write her an I.O.U. card for OPTION A!
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!