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H.E.R.B.I.E the Post Bot sidekick Joined: 08.25.2006 Posts: 320
You're Going to Take Over the World Wearing THAT?!
Posted: 10.08.2008 8:30pm
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Margarita Vaisman is Marvel.com's Senior Fashion Correspondent. She goes where no fashionista has gone before, exploring styles and trends within the Marvel Universe and beyond.
Let's say you're a villain with a devious idea to wreak havoc on the world. Having a stellar master plan is probably the priority, and maybe employing some henchmen to do the dirty work comes right after that. However, with all the evil deeds being done, there must be little time to think about wardrobe choices. Which is evident, when you consider what some of the villains appearing on the pages of Marvel comics have worn over the years. "Crimes of Fashion" is a new Marvel Style column dedicated to examining some of the unfortunate ensembles that have been worn in the Marvel Universe. Just because they are comic book characters, doesn't mean we can't learn from their fashion mishaps.
The Vulture (from YOUNG MEN #26)
I understand that when you are a "criminal genius" and "dangerous foe" you have better things to worry about than whether your shoes match your suit. So perhaps we can forgive Vulture for choosing brown footwear over a classic black loafer that would have done more to complement his suit choice. Perhaps he was too busy harnessing atomic power to get his trousers hemmed? They appear a bit short. Also, when you make yourself the enemy of somebody like The Human Torch, you best have a good disguise, so I can see why the mask would be necessary. Here's what I don't get—this guy shares the moniker with a scavenging bird, yet I can't think of any vultures that are bright purple. His disguise resembles a grape-colored ski-mask with giant inflatable lips—not the head of any winged creature I know. What baffles me above all else is the pairing of the suit with a heavy looking cape in the same color family, which tries to match the ensemble but falls short. Vulture has tried to go for a mix of comfort and style, but failed on both counts. Maybe bad fashion is why he never attained the notoriety of the other Vulture, Spider-Man's infamous foe. Even the lady in the green dress behind him seems to be grimacing at his unfortunate choices.
Hela (from X-MEN ANNUAL #9)
Hela's cape isn't terrible and the skull broach is a nice touch, but the rest of the outfit? Disaster. The bodysuit's design is busy and looks like it impedes movement. And the headgear? Oy vey. If I were the Norse Goddess of Death and had the ability to shapeshift, I would shapeshift into something a little more comfortable. Or, at the very least, something that didn't look like giant antlers sprouting from my head and neck. Sure, they're probably great for making a dramatic entrance, goring things and carrying extra shopping bags, but when Hela is your name and death is your game, you don't want to risk being mistaken for a coat rack. She may have come in search of a wolfen prince's soul, but she's going to leave with a migraine if she doesn't do something about that head piece. Hella cumbersome, if you ask me.
Ula, Queen of the Flying Trolls (from THOR #126)
Elaborate headgear seems to be a trend with the evil set, but Ula, Queen of the Flying Trolls, takes things to an extreme. I understand the bouffant was a popular 1960s hairstyle, but how her neck can support one that humongous is baffling, to say nothing of the elaborate red headpiece larger than her torso. Then there are Ula's pointed green shoulder pads, which are too busy and compete with the rest of the outfit. The dress itself could use a longer hemline so that she's not showing all that her Mama Queen of the Flying Trolls gave her. And while the swathe of green fabric around her wrists adds a touch of elegance to the costume, it looks like it limits her hand movement. Even though Ula is capable of flight, one would imagine that in a fight having full use of her arms would come in handy. But let's face it, it's all about that hair and headpiece. Unless Ula is going to be doing back-up for the B-52's or Mardi-Gras parade float, she may want to rethink the entire ensemble.
Samhain (from VISION AND THE SCARLET WITCH #1)
When you're an angry and evil goat man such as Samhain, there are a number of effective ways to inspire terror in your foes. Big curved horns, glowing yellow eyes and a giant scythe are a good start. The oversized collar on the robe is a bold statement, but a nice twist on a classic design and works to make the goat man broad-shouldered and more imposing. The real problems occur below the waist. The chain belt starts out promising, with a skull ornament that gives the ensemble just the bit of bling it needs, but then…oh my. The giant, pendulous buckle, or rather, GONG, is astounding in its sheer impracticality and enormitude. Not only does it throw off the proportions of the outfit, one has to wonder how he doesn't buckle (pardon the pun) at the waist from the weight of that thing or bruise his knees just by bumping against it. It's nice to see villains taking fashion risks, but sadly this is one that does not pay off.
Titania (from SHE-HULK #10)
Ah, Titania. Such an attractive girl, but misguided when it comes to attire. Her face is more covered up than the rest of her body. Sure, the old saying goes "if you've got it, flaunt it," but there's a difference between flaunting it and taking out a billboard in Times Square. Titania would do well being a bit more covered up, especially in her bust and midsection, which is not only overly exposed, but appears to defy the laws of gravity. The boots are also a mistake, creating an unflattering line to her leg, when they should be more streamlined. The studs running down the sides of her arms and legs may be there to intimidate and inspire fear in her victims, but the only begging I'm going to do is for a better outfit. One that doesn't look like a gymnastics uniform gone horribly wrong.
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tubaisland06 acolyte Joined: 03.08.2007 Posts: 56
Posted: 10.08.2008 10:35pm
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anybody else think this is kind of pointless? I guess its cute and mildly humorous but...eh. besides, if all this chick is gonna do is rag on the heroines who don't wear anything, A. she's going to be quite busy and B. is probably going to bore her entire heterosexual male audience. Besides all of that, what characters look like have nothing to do with the way they dress, it's how their persona's are represented. All I'm saying is I think I'd rather read more of the psych evals of characters...those are getting pretty old too...
jarreth28 acolyte Joined: 08.25.2006 Posts: 11
Posted: 10.09.2008 12:14am
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Ok not that I can actually argue with the choices, as they pretty much did have bad fashion sense. Although, I'd have to say Hela has a classic design that works for those wild and crazy Norse Gods.
However, if you're going to criticize someone's fashion sense I should think you shouldn't be a walking disaster yourself.
That ummm colour of hair that highlights your already way too pasty white skin (not to mention lipstick) and I'll not even get into whatever it is you're wearing because that would be rude.
cjmcaree sidekick Joined: 01.28.2007 Posts: 229
Posted: 10.09.2008 12:37pm
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Personally, I always thought Jean Grey's costume from the 90s X-men volume 2 was one of the ugliest in comicdom!
Ok not that I can actually argue with the choices, as they pretty much did have bad fashion sense. Although, I'd have to say Hela has a classic design that works for those wild and crazy Norse Gods.
However, if you're going to criticize someone's fashion sense I should think you shouldn't be a walking disaster yourself.
That ummm colour of hair that highlights your already way too pasty white skin (not to mention lipstick) and I'll not even get into whatever it is you're wearing because that would be rude.
Hilarious lol but yeah some marvel characters have bad attires aka capes & such but its more there personality's & powers that make us fans .. . _________________ Each generation has cried out for a new world, yet they have built the same old one, corrupt and weak! Ah, but the new world shall come to pass. When I shall take the foods from their mouths, turn their weapons against them, incinerate them!
writergal78 novice Joined: 01.01.1970 Posts: 1
Posted: 10.09.2008 3:07pm
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Can anyone say that some of the comments are a little harsh? It’s supposed to be a light hearted look at the fashion faux pas of the Marvel villains. If they put so much effort into taking over the world, how about 15 minutes on that wardrobe. I think the column has quick wit and offers another alternative to reading about comics. As in the Iceman Comic, just chill!
Amy
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Rawnzilla acolyte Joined: 08.25.2006 Posts: 16
Posted: 10.09.2008 3:24pm
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Marvel Fashion : Serious Business.
To those insulting Damiella, don't you have anything better to do? I think she's a beautiful young lady.
elusivesora novice Joined: 01.01.1970 Posts: 1
Posted: 10.09.2008 3:32pm
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does anybody else think this should have been a lot more funny and a lot less serious?
bob smash! sidekick Joined: 01.01.1970 Posts: 100
Posted: 10.09.2008 3:38pm
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this is supposed to be satirical, right?
newfoundma novice Joined: 03.26.2008 Posts: 6
Posted: 10.09.2008 3:39pm
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Hey! I like Hela's look. Yeah it's cumbersome, but she has the power of death, so it's not like she's a ninja or a cat burglar. I would love to see a column on Spider-Man or someone with their best and worst looks.
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