pgw78 member 5pts Hawkeye: "Widow, you're alive!" Widow: "Yes! I was flown to Russia so I could be ordered to come back here. I'm a Russian spy, and I need you to complete my mission." Hawkeye: "I told you last time: you're hot, but I'm not going to be a traitor!" Widow: "All I need you to do is kill one of the Avengers. Pretty please? I'm still hot..." Hawkeye: "Dammit, you are still hot. Okay, you win. Kidnapping, treason, and murder it is." Later... Hawkeye: "Widow, you're injured! I have to get you out of here!" Widow: "No! The mission! Argh, your stupid love for me (the one reason you're doing this in the first place) has ruined everything!"