EVIL DEADPOOL PART 1 What would happen if a collection of Deadpool's frozen, severed body parts were to be thrown into a dumpster and then, once thawed, fuse together to form a new--and totally evil--Deadpool?
ISSUE #44 --“You Complete Me,” Conclusion. Uh, so…yeah, it turns out Dr. Ella Whitby’s obsession with Deadpool goes way more deeper than anyone could’ve imagined—even Deadpool. And his imagination, it has been said, is almost “Bruckheimerian” in scope. How bad is it? For starters, she’s been collecting his severed body parts for the last few years and has keeping them frozen in her apartment...
After a brief stint in a maximum-security mental institution, Deadpool is back on the streets and back on track, running headlong toward oblivion as fast as his little red feet can take him. But something causes him to stumble…or, rather, someone. Guess what, True Believers? Deadpool’s about to get a girlfriend! Unfortunately, she’s a total psychopath and Deadpool finds her utterly repulsive—but that’s not gonna stop her! Actually, nothing can stop her. Prepare yourselves for the most disturbing love story ever told!
"Institutionalized," Parts 2 & 3 Surprising to no one but himself, Deadpool has found himself locked up in the psych unit of Crossmore Prison. Will therapy help Deadpool finally fix the loose wires in his head, or will the stress of incarceration drive him to a whole new level of craziness? Oh, and speaking of crazy...guess who else is locked up in Crossmore? Here's a hint—his name rhymes with "pool killer". Which, coincidentally, is a pretty accurate description of what he intends to do.
It’s the most cheerful Weapon X reunion since…well, since Weapon X turned James Howlett and Wade Wilson into super-killers. Add a nice, tall robot and you got yourselves a simple afternoon of slicing and dicing and blowing things up…
Travel back to medieval Japan to see Deadpool as you’ve never seen him before. This is the fifth ronin. Prepare for a wayward samurai’s battle that may end in oblivion!
The revolution is over and the fate of the Krook people is now in their own hands, but what of the fate of the Deadpool Corps? As they try to escape with their tons of ill-gotten booty, the very fate of the Corps itself is in the balance. The scintillating conclusion to the Space Family Wilson's adventures across the far-flung cosmos.
START READING with this POINT ONE issue. The Wrecker, an immensely powerful psychopath, is on the loose and wreaking havoc. There’s only one person to call…Deadpool!
“YOU SAY YOU WANT A REVOLUTION,” PART 5
The Krook Home world has been through the ringer, and with the help of Lady Deadppool, the King has seized power back from his upstart daughter Princess Teela. But there's time for one more showdown as Teela squares off against Lady Deadpool. Which of these sexy sword wielders will prove to be the better blade? Meanwhile, Deadpool and Headpool are in the midst of the Galaxy's biggest bank heist. Too bad the the Omega Confederation has sent a couple of heavies to thwart his plans. Turns out, Deadpool can call on a couple of his own heavies. Who are these heavies? Will Dogpool bite one of them on the ankle? Tune in to see the explosions
"SPACE ODDITY," PART 1
Deadpool, everyone's favorite fun-loving killer-for-hire, is back in business, taking on a new gig – in space! Will this job cement his rep as the best merc in the solar system, or will things like lack of oxygen and zero-gravity throw him off his game? One word: Maybe!
The voices in Deadpool's head hire him to do the dirtiest job of his career, but the mission is endangered when he's trapped in an elevator with The Watcher! How will being constantly watched affect Deadpool’s mercenary skills? And will the Watcher be able to keep his sacred vow to not interfere in the affairs of men when Deadpool is really really really annoying?
Collected from the pages of WHAT IF? DARK REIGN — THE OSBORN ASSASSINATION, WHAT IF? WOVLERINE: FATHER, WHAT IF? SPIDER-MAN and WHAT IF? IRON MAN: DEMON IN AN ARMOR, the House of Ideas asks and answers: What if the Venom Symbiote possessed Deadpool?!
“A HISTORY OF VIOLENCE”
She took him from the orphanage when he was a boy and raised him in a world of sex, violence, and deception. She trained him in a thousand forms of deadly combat. She’s a hot sexy cougar in leather, the number one trainer of domestic terrorists, and her name is The Taskmaster. The CIA wants her eliminated, but can Deadpool kill the woman he calls “mom”? Witness hand-to-hand combat like you’ve never seen as we take a trip down a memory lane lined with corpses.
Cable is dead, and no one’s more devastated than his old friend and partner, Deadpool (a.k.a. Wade Wilson, a.k.a. the Merc With the Mouth, a.k.a. the guy who’s in pretty much every other solicit this month). Sitting by Cable’s grave, Deadpool struggles to find the perfect way to honor his fallen mutant pal. Then… light bulb! Deadpool remembers Rumekistan, the troubled and totally fictional European country that Cable once tried to turn into a Utopia on earth. Deadpool travels there to establish up a Cable museum! A Cable amusement park! A Cable cable TV show! But Rumekistan isn’t quite what it used to be, and Deadpool’s appearance only makes things worse. To set things right, Deadpool will have to do more than just honor his old friend -- he must become him!
“YOU SAY YOU WANT A REVOLUTION,” PART FOUR Overnight, the Krook home world has been turned into a modern society, much to the chagrin of the Krook King who champions their idyllic, primitive lifestyle. Now the king plots a rebellion to seize power back from his overly ambitious (but extremely hot) daughter Princes Teela. With Deadpool raising an army on one side, and Lady Deadpool rallying forces on the other, we could be heading for a confrontation which will doom an entire civilization.
“YOU SAY YOU WANT A REVOLUTION,” PART THREE Swanky new Corporate Deadpool continues his makeover of the Krook Home World, turning it into a modern resort planet. Unfortunately, the Omega Confederation hired The Deadpool Corps to put down the rebels, not diversify them, so they cook up a little surprise for the rogue merc. Meanwhile, not all of the Krook are happy with Deadpool's changes, and the Krook King starts a guerrilla war of his own, leading to a split within the Deadpool Corps itself. The key question burning in everyone's mind ... which side will Dogpool be on? 32 PGS./Parental Advisory …$2.99
�THE APOCAYLPSE SOLUTION,� PART 2 The X-Force are in deep trouble. Stranded in the Blue Area of the moon at the hands of the Last Horsemen, EVA
decimated, the team scattered, diseased and terribly injured, the situation is beyond hopeless. Ozymandias and the Akkaba Society are a step closer to instigating a new age. Apocalypse is ascending. X-Force is down, outmanned and without aid. That�s it � someone�s going feral.
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I�M YOUR MAN, Part 3 (of 3) DOCTOR BONG? Are you SERIOUS?! Wow, this whole team up with the former Captain America to fight terrorists has really gone off the rails and Steve Rogers -- the REAL Steve Rogers � isn�t happy about it. But that�s okay because Deadpool has a plan to make everything right again. Well, not really a plan -- more like an idea, really -- but mostly just some random one-liners and A WHOLE LOTTA GUNS. 32 PGS./Parental Advisory �$2.99
Asgard may be destroyed but will that stop no good mercenaries with much mouth and morally bankrupt archaeologists sifting through the wreckage looking for treasure? WE SAY THEE NAY!!! And is The Mighty Thor happy to find Deadpool pilfering from his hallowed halls? WE SAY THEE NAY!!! AGAIN!!! Still, there be Norse god treasure in them there rubbly hills, so what the hey. But some treasures are best left undisturbed. Particularly the ones containing evil, enormously powerful spirits imprisoned by Odin thousands of years hence. Definitely those ones. 32 PGS./Parental Advisory …$2.99
�YOU SAY YOU WANT A REVOLUTION?� PART 2 On a distant planet, a simple native population revolts against the mighty Omega Confederation. Since the Omega Confederation is paying a lot of money to the galaxy's top mercenaries -- Hello, Deadpool Corps! -- to put down this rebellion, it's no wonder they're a little miffed when Wade Wilson and company appear to have changed sides. So they send a crack squad of recon shock troops to remind Deadpool to do his job. The thing is, not even Deadpool knows for sure who's side he's on. Tune in to watch hin figure it out. Oh yeah, and Princess Teala naked too. Parental Advisory �$2.99