Jean Grey School Livetweet Recap

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Missed the most recent Jean Grey School livetweet session taken directly from the pages of WOLVERINE AND THE X-MEN #5? For shame! Sign up for the Jean Grey School members list on Twitter to make sure you don't skip another class, but in the mean time, enjoy this transcript...and take some notes or Headmaster Wolverine will not be happy!

@JeanGreySchool Jean Grey School
Welcome to The Jean Grey School of Higher Learning and our live tweet of Biology.

@JeanGreySchool Jean Grey School

Please put on your pressure suits and prepare for your Pym Particle infusion!

@JeanGreySchool Jean Grey School
We will start with a roll call! @idie_okonkwo?

@idie_okonkwo Idie
Here, Professor.

@JeanGreySchool Jean Grey School
. @KidGladiator1 ?

@JeanGreySchool Jean Grey School
. @KidGladiator1 ?! You have to respond out loud! A raised fist doesn't cut it!

@KidGladiator1
Kid Gladiator
Yes, I am here! Unfortunately I am not allowed to be anywhere else!

@QQuire Quentin Quire
BORED.

@JeanGreySchool Jean Grey School
Thanks for that. @GlobHerman?

@_Broodling_ Broo
Oh, oh, do respond quickly. I so want the learning to commence!

@GlobHerman Glob Herman
GLOB IS HERE!

@JeanGreySchool Jean Grey School
. @GenesisHero ?

@GenesisHero Genesis
Present.

@JeanGreySchool Jean Grey School
Thank you, Evan. @_Broodling_ ?

@_Broodling_ Broo
Here and eager to embark upon today's scholarly adventure!

@JeanGreySchool Jean Grey School
I'm sure you are. And I almost hate to ask, but @QQuire ?

@QQuire Quentin Quire
As though I had a choice in the matter. Quite obviously, I'm here.

@JeanGreySchool Jean Grey School
Terrific. With all students here, I'll turn it over to Vice Principal @HenryMcCoyPhD!

@HenryMcCoyPhD Doctor Henry McCoy
Welcome to the @JeanGreySchool Biology 101 class, this is coming to you live from within the circulatory system of an adult male mutant!

@HenryMcCoyPhD Doctor Henry McCoy
That mutant’s identity will remain secret in order to protect his medical privacy.

@JanitorToad Toad
This feels weird.

@HenryMcCoyPhD Doctor Henry McCoy
Thanks to the miracle of size-altering Pym Particles, today we will view the wonders of the mutant body up close!

@QQuire Quentin Quire
I got caught doing that same thing on my computer in Psyche class and got detention for a week.

@idie_okonkwo Idie
This all seems very… indecent. I feel like I should cover my eyes.    

@GenesisHero Genesis
Where I come from in Kansas, I’m pretty sure this sort of thing is illegal.

@GlobHerman Glob Herman
It smells like feet. Are we inside somebody's feet?

@_Broodling_ Broo
So much learning feel like like I’m going to hyperventilate. Keep it together, Broodling.

@KidGladiator1 Kid Gladiator
This is boring! When do we start the dissection?

@HenryMcCoyPhD Doctor Henry McCoy
Wrong class… alien-boy-whose-name-I-still-cannot-remember. We are not dissecting anything today.

@HenryMcCoyPhD Doctor Henry McCoy
We are merely observing, and experiencing firsthand the intricate beauty of mutant physiology.

@KidGladiator1 Kid Gladiator
You mean... we're just LOOKING at someone's guts?

@KidGladiator1 Kid Gladiator
I've been doing that since I was 12! Usually because I punched someone too hard in the stomach.

@HenryMcCoyPhD Doctor Henry McCoy
There will be NO punching here today! All students are to keep their hands to themselves!

@idie_okonkwo Idie
You hear that, @QQuire? Hands to yourself.

@QQuire Quentin Quire
I read minds, you know, @idie_okonkwo. I can see that you like me. No sense trying to hide it.

@idie_okonkwo Idie
Really? What am I thinking about right now?

@QQuire Quentin Quire
...

@QQuire Quentin Quire
That’s a uh… that’s a rather viciously clever use for your ice powers.

@idie_okonkwo Idie
Now imagine it with fire.

@QQuire Quentin Quire
I’ll just be over here then.

@JanitorToad Toad
Can’t believe I let @HenryMcCoyPhd talk me into this.

@JanitorToad Toad
I’ve seen the way these kids treat a bathroom. God knows what kind of mess they’ll make of my insides.
23 hours ago

@GlobHerman Glob Herman
Check it out! It's like a swimming pool!

@QQuire Quentin Quire
.@idie_okonkwo though really, I could be talked into it. ngl.

@GlobHerman Glob Herman
WE'RE ALL SWIMMING IN BLOOD!

@idie_okonkwo Idie
Oh gross, @GlobHerman is peeing!

@GlobHerman Glob Herman
What? Am not!

@QQuire Quentin Quire
Dude, you’re see-through! We can all tell when you’re peeing!

@GlobHerman Glob Herman

C'mon, I can't help it. It's like a swimming pool in here. Swimming pools make me pee.

@GlobHerman Glob Herman
Besides, isn't peeing like, one of the natural wonders of the mutant body and all that we're supposed to be here learning about and stuff?

@HenryMcCoyPhD Doctor Henry McCoy

If you need to pee, at least wait until we get to the bladder!

@JanitorToad Toad

Why do I smell pee?

@JanitorToad Toad
I clean toilets for a living. I know what pee smells like.

@GenesisHero Genesis
Boy, wait until I tell mom and dad about all the crazy things I’ve seen since I came to this school. I bet they won’t believe it.

@GenesisHero Genesis
I wonder why they haven’t replied to any of my letters?

@QQuire Quentin Quire
Must make you hungry, huh, @_Broodling_? Looking at all these nice juicy innards.

@_Broodling_ Broo
I am quite satiated, friend @QQuire, but I appreciate the concern.

@_Broodling_ Broo
As always my breakfast of scrambled tofu, soy milk and raw granola was most deliciously nourishing.

@QQuire Quentin Quire
First chance I get, I’m pushing you down the intestinal tract.

@_Broodling_ Broo
My, that sounds like a wondrous adventure! Are we headed there next? Good thing I brought along my spelunking gear.

@GlobHerman Glob Herman
Huh. Wonder what happens if I yank on these stringy things.

@JanitorToad Toad
Aah! My arm won’t stop flailing!

@HenryMcCoyPhD Doctor Henry McCoy
What did I say about keeping your hands to yourself!

@idie_okonkwo Idie
.@HenryMcCoyPhd Where in here is the soul and when will we be seeing it?

@HenryMcCoyPhD Doctor Henry McCoy
That question would be better asked in @JGSHeadmistress’ religion class, @idie_okonkwo.

@HenryMcCoyPhD Doctor Henry McCoy
Do I smell smoke?

@HenryMcCoyPhD Doctor Henry McCoy
PUT OUT THAT FIRE!

@KidGladiator1 Kid Gladiator
I’m just burning some of these old bushes with my eyebeams. Kid Gladiator refuses to be chilly!

@HenryMcCoyPhD Doctor Henry McCoy
Those aren’t bushes! Those are nerve clusters!

@JanitorToad Toad
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

@HenryMcCoyPhD Doctor Henry McCoy
That’s another demerit for you, young man.

@KidGladiator1 Kid Gladiator
Ha! KID GLADIATOR HAS MORE DEMERITS THAN ANYONE!

@KidGladiator1 Kid Gladiator
What are demerits?

@GlobHerman Glob Herman
.@QQuire just graffitied this dude’s skin. From the inside!!! LOL! OMEGA GANG RULES!

@QQuire Quentin Quire
You’re not in my gang anymore, @GlobHerman.

@GlobHerman Glob Herman

Fine, then I’m starting my own. GLOB GANG RULES!

@QQuire Quentin Quire
I have no idea what I ever saw in this guy.

@GenesisHero Genesis
This man we are inside is evil. I can smell it in his flesh. I have an excellent nose when it comes to smelling evil.

@QQuire Quentin Quire
Really? Have you ever tried smelling yourself?

@GenesisHero Genesis
What do you mean by that, @QQuire?

@QQuire Quentin Quire
Nothing, Kid A. Nothing at all.

@GenesisHero Genesis
This is not a good man, I’m telling you. I just hope none of us become tainted by this experience.

@GlobHerman Glob Herman
Heh. @GenesisHero said taint. Ahuhahuh.

@QQuire Quentin Quire
Please tell me we’re not going there.

@HenryMcCoyPhD Doctor Henry McCoy
Not to alarm anyone, but there appear to be some white blood cells following us. We should move the tour along with a bit more haste.

@JanitorToad Toad
This is driving me nuts! They feel like… like little ants under my skin. Can’t… help… but SCRATCH!

@idie_okonkwo Idie
What’s happening?

@GlobHerman Glob Herman
Earthquake!

@HenryMcCoyPhD Doctor Henry McCoy
Everyone, hold on!

@_Broodling_ Broo
Weeeeeeee!

@idie_okonkwo Idie
.@GenesisHero Are you all right?

@GenesisHero Genesis
I think so, @idie_okonkwo, but thank you. Sorry, but I should go check on the others.

@idie_okonkwo Idie
Genesis is cute. Too bad he’s not the least bit interested in me.

@GenesisHero Genesis

How do you tell someone they have the most beautiful eyes you’ve ever seen? I wish I knew.

@GlobHerman Glob Herman
Whoa. Where are we now?

@KidGladiator1 Kid Gladiator
I want to go back and fight the white blood cells! KID GLADIATOR FEARS NO ANTI-BODY!

@HenryMcCoyPhD Doctor Henry McCoy
No need for alarm, children, we’ve simply fallen down into the stomach. Do not panic. This is only hydrochloric acid.

@QQuire Quentin Quire
There are an alarming number of dead flies in here.

@GenesisHero Genesis
See, I told you this guy were evil.

@idie_okonkwo Idie
.@HenryMcCoyPhd Will this be on the test?

@HenryMcCoyPhD Doctor Henry McCoy

Ah, hydrochloric acid. You were always my favorite acid.

@GlobHerman Glob Herman

My face is melting.

@_Broodling_ Broo

Yes, mine too, friend @GlobHerman! Melting from the awesome power of learning!

@GlobHerman Glob Herman
No. Feels more like the acid.

@HenryMcCoyPhD Doctor Henry McCoy
Perhaps this would be a good time to wrap up our live tweeting event. Please go back to your regularly scheduled lives, good people.

@HenryMcCoyPhD Doctor Henry McCoy
Be sure to keep the proverbial eye out for future such twitter events from your friends here at the @ JeanGreySchool for Higher Learning.

@HenryMcCoyPhD Doctor Henry McCoy
And if no one has heard from us within another hour or so, someone please call Ant-Man for help.

@JanitorToad Toad
I think I’m gonna be sick.

@GlobHerman Glob Herman
I'm peeing again.

@QQuire Quentin Quire
.@GlobHerman out. of. the. gang. membership revoked.

@GenesisHero Genesis
We sure didn't have anything like this back on the farm.

@JeanGreySchool Jean Grey School
Thank you all for joining us in this Live Tweet! Now, move on to your next period classes, everyone!

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