By "Eavesdroppin" Eric Drumm
'Sup internetz!
Cape Chaser here with another heaping helping of the hottest hero gossip blog on the web! Those media darlings the Order can't seem to hack it at this whole hero thing, and things on the horizon don't look great with a giant tidal looking to destroy San Francisco!
Check out these whispers that have been swirling around our inbox:
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You'd think that an LA based superteam would have a phat pad, and the Order doesn't disappoint! They got the boot from their old downtown headquarters, but we came across a report they have set up shop in the Hollywood Hills at the old Demeter mansion. Hmm, we wonder if George Clooney will be stopping by to borrow some sugar. Hot!
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One of our most trusted spies tells us that there might be a new team out there causing drama for the Order. Reportedly going by the name the Black Dhalias, they have a rockin' goth look and the powers to back up their angst filled attitude. Could they possibly be the booted members of the Order from earlier this year? How could they hug this one out? Maybe Mullholland Black can join their team instead. We hate her!
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L.A. has had its share of disasters, but now our BFFs to the north San Francisco better get set for one of their own. We received a report stating a massive tidal wave stopped dead in the bay and could destroy the city by it any minute, kinda like the director's cut of "The Abyss"! Our source tells us they overheard a cop saying the wave originated from Atlantis. Can't those people just take a chill pill! It's not our fault we like to live on land. OMG, stop hating! We sure hope that our friends in Frisco are ok :(. Maybe we should call James Cameron and ask for his help.
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One of our snitches dropped us the bomb that they saw Prince Namor himself going into custody with Anthem, leader of the Order! What could they possibly be talking about? Trading triumphs with the ladies? How to dress for success? Well, we're betting Namor wishes he left the black outfit at home and trotted out his little green man shorts for this L.A. heat! We predict Namor has some connected to this whole tidal wave business. Afterall, how many times he has he tried to kill us? Like a million? We'll have to keep our eye on this little development.
That's all for now, kiddies! Keep your browser on Cape Chaser for more hot gab on the Order and all things super!
Can't get enough? Check out THE ORDER #7 by Matt Fraction with art by Barry Kitson on sale January 16. Also, for more on Namor, be sure to visit Marvel Digital Comics Unlimited.
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