By Eric Drumm
Hola Internetz!
Cape Chaser here with even more of the best way to waste your lunch break—hot hero gab! This week we have the scoop on Hollywood's own sexed out supers the Order and those registered do-gooders the Mighty Avengers! Our inbox literally exploded with tips, so you haters better get ready for the best in super hero snark!
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Good thing Namor didn't destroy San Francisco—that certainly would have put a serious bummer on our
vacation plans! Big props to Anthem for talking the big, bad Sub-Mariner down, because with that out of the way, we can get back to out favorite Order past time— talking trash about Mulholland Black! Hmm. Seems that she's been missing. Where could she be? Our guess stands at Holly waiting on line at an Avril show. Yuck! Let's hope she never comes back. However, one of our most trusted sources claims that the Black Dahlias continue to be on the rise, so maybe we could use the little gothed-out fashion victim to save the day. She could kill them dead with her hideous style! Barf-o-rama!
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Our Bradbury building tipster slipped us a piece of juicy info that Supernaut and Aralune have gone off the grid. Maybe they got lost in the shuffle during the whole Namor thing, but we sure hope they're ok. We would hate for little Aralune to get hacked into gooey pieces somewhere. She's too cute to die! Supernaut, not so much, but we like him anyway! If anyone out there knows anything, send Cape Chaser a heads up!
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Something shifty happening over at Stark Tower! A window washer dropped us a line that he saw a brunette with webs on her outfit sneak into the top floor. Could this be the outlaw Jessica Drew, aka Spider-Woman?
Isn't she on the ghetto Avengers? This looks fishier than the Namor deal to us. Perhaps she dropped in for a little late night paddy-cake with Mr. Stark, but our guess points to something way juicier! We'll be keeping a close eye on this one.
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The Big Apple got covered in Venom slime, but that hasn't stopped the Mighty Avengers from scrambling a pimped-out Quinjet. Our
S.H.I.E.L.D. contact tells us that they took off in quite a hurry, destination unknown. Where could they be going? Blowing up Luke Cage's house? Was Ms. Marvel running late for her hair appointment? Starkbucks run? Whatever it may be, we're sure they don't want us to know about it. No hot hero tip can hide from Cape Chaser, so we'll get to the bottom of this soon enough!
That's all for now, kids! Keep refreshing Cape Chaser for more secrets from the hero community!
Byes!
MIGHTY AVENGERS #9 and THE ORDER #8 both hit stands February 20.
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 "MIGHTY AVENGERS #9 interior art by Mark Bagley")
