By Eric Drumm
Hello there, gossip junkies!
Cape Chaser, the blogger with the most hero gossip fodder bounces back for with an update on Tinseltown's own super crew, The Order! Trouble in paradise? Looks like it!
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Our Bradbury snitch filled us in on a scramble late last night. Missing from the bust out:
Supernaut, Aralune and our personal un-favorite,
Mulholland Black. While team members appeared to be missing, camera caught heavy one big blobby gross looking monster thing we've never seen before. Aralune has whipped herself into some serious piles of yuck before, but nothing like this.
Very curious.
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It seems a little unlikely that sugar daddy Stark would let his pets roam free without the whole team present. What could be going on in the House the
Iron Man Built? Where's Mulholland? Couldn't decide which trashy skirt and torn leggings to wear, honey? Ugh, her frump goes on for days. Something's brewing, that's for sure.
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In the same report, our source tells us it appeared that Heavy,
not Anthem, led the team into the sky. Didn't Henry Hellrung earn the leader spot with his movie star good looks and lighting bolt attacks? Why would he be jobbing to some weirdo in a suit filled with power goo? Could it be that a coup has gripped the world's best looking super team? Who does Heavy think he is, anyway. From what we hear, he's old enough to
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be our dad, so maybe it's just a mid-life crisis thing. Instead of buying a Porsche and getting a younger wife like most men, Heavy punches out super villains and tries to throw his weight around. Whatever helps you sleep at night!
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The Order took off pretty fast, so where could they have been going? That
Namor thing blew off, and nobody's seen a Zobo in a while. Whatever the trouble may be, we're betting on bad—
real bad. We sure hope that they all come back to continue to entertain us. Expect for Mulholland. We don't care about her.
THE ORDER #9 ships on March 19.
