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Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

The 9 Best Quotes From Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. â€" Yes Men

Relive the best moments from Sif's newest adventure alongside Phillip, Son of Coul!

Sif fans all throughout our realm got a real treat in "Yes Men," the latest episode of "Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D." The Asgardian warrior made a big impression in her small screen debut – and we're not just talking about the boot print she left in the side of that mobile home. Her mission to take down the renegade sorceress Lorelei involved all of Coulson's crew, especially Agent Ward, and turned up the tension between all the passengers on the Bus. It may be a comic book cliché, but things will really never be the same after this episode's last minute reveal.

Between all the double-edged sword swinging and face punching, you may have missed a few of this adventure's best quips. Here are a few choice quotes from the episode!

      Agent Sitwell: "You know, usually when a friend wants a favor, they do something nice – takes me to a nice restaurant, buys me a bottle of wine."
      Agent Coulson: "Wanna go to a movie, hold hands?" – These are two S.H.I.E.L.D. agents exercising their finely honed banter skills.

      "I am Lady Sif of Asgard. Your world is in grave danger." – Sif introducing herself to the S.H.I.E.L.D. field team and wasting no time getting to the harsh news.

      "She's a warrior. I saw her fight in New Mexico with Thor, climbed a giant metal killing machine, speared it with her double-bladed sword. It was pretty bad ass." – Agent Coulson proving that he can have fanboy moments for heroes other than Captain America.

      Elena Satine stars as Lorelei in 'Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.' - 'Yes Men'

      "I wanted gold! You bring me paper?"
      – Lorelei, just before learning a valuable lesson about Midgardian currency.

      "What can I do? And don't you dare say 'nothing,' or tell me to sit down here and count ceiling tiles while Ward is missing." – Skye to Agent Coulson, conscious again and ready to get back into the fight.

      "You took my plane. I want it back." – Agent May, with her fists up and ready to take on an Asgardian sorceress one on one. Lesson one: don't take May's things.

      "Poor thing, he's always getting knocked out, isn't he?" – Agent Simmons after Fitz gets knocked out cold, yet again.

      "My apologies. The damage caused to your flying boat was unfortunate."
      – Sif gives the Bus an all-new – and not inaccurate – nickname.

          "I trust them, but we need to protect them from this. Fury went to dangerous lengths to keep this under wraps, lied to me, lied to S.H.I.E.L.D. This is a powerful secret – a secret men died for. Until we know why, we can't share this with anyone, for their safety and ours." – Agent Coulson, getting dead serious. Things are heating up.

          "Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D." returns on April 1st at 8:00 p.m. ET on ABC!



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          1. Phil, son of Coul…..

          2. Interdites, Kree, Levians, Pheragots, Sarks, , Frost Giants

          3.  I repeat: Coulson knows

          4. Your heart beats in concert with mine

          5. She's pretty great, isn't she?