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@JeanGreySchool Jean Grey School
Welcome to The Jean Grey School of Higher Learning and our live tweet of Biology.

@JeanGreySchool Jean Grey School
Please put on your pressure suits and prepare for your Pym Particle infusion!

@JeanGreySchool Jean Grey School
We will start with a roll call! @idie_okonkwo?

@idie_okonkwo Idie
Here, Professor.

@JeanGreySchool Jean Grey School
. @KidGladiator1 ?

@JeanGreySchool Jean Grey School
. @KidGladiator1 ?! You have to respond out loud! A raised fist doesn't cut it!

@KidGladiator1 Kid Gladiator
Yes, I am here! Unfortunately I am not allowed to be anywhere else!

@QQuire Quentin Quire
BORED.

@JeanGreySchool Jean Grey School
Thanks for that. @GlobHerman?

@_Broodling_ Broo
Oh, oh, do respond quickly. I so want the learning to commence!

@GlobHerman Glob Herman
GLOB IS HERE!

@JeanGreySchool Jean Grey School
. @GenesisHero ?

@GenesisHero Genesis
Present.

@JeanGreySchool Jean Grey School
Thank you, Evan. @_Broodling_ ?

@_Broodling_ Broo
Here and eager to embark upon today's scholarly adventure!

@JeanGreySchool Jean Grey School
I'm sure you are. And I almost hate to ask, but @QQuire ?

@QQuire Quentin Quire
As though I had a choice in the matter. Quite obviously, I'm here.

@JeanGreySchool Jean Grey School
Terrific. With all students here, I'll turn it over to Vice Principal @HenryMcCoyPhD!

@HenryMcCoyPhD Doctor Henry McCoy
Welcome to the @JeanGreySchool Biology 101 class, this is coming to you live from within the circulatory system of an adult male mutant!

@HenryMcCoyPhD Doctor Henry McCoy
That mutant’s identity will remain secret in order to protect his medical privacy.

@JanitorToad Toad
This feels weird.

@HenryMcCoyPhD Doctor Henry McCoy
Thanks to the miracle of size-altering Pym Particles, today we will view the wonders of the mutant body up close!

@QQuire Quentin Quire
I got caught doing that same thing on my computer in Psyche class and got detention for a week.

@idie_okonkwo Idie
This all seems very… indecent. I feel like I should cover my eyes.    

@GenesisHero Genesis
Where I come from in Kansas, I’m pretty sure this sort of thing is illegal.

@GlobHerman Glob Herman
It smells like feet. Are we inside somebody's feet?

@_Broodling_ Broo
So much learning feel like like I’m going to hyperventilate. Keep it together, Broodling.

@KidGladiator1 Kid Gladiator
This is boring! When do we start the dissection?

@HenryMcCoyPhD Doctor Henry McCoy
Wrong class… alien-boy-whose-name-I-still-cannot-remember. We are not dissecting anything today.

@HenryMcCoyPhD Doctor Henry McCoy
We are merely observing, and experiencing firsthand the intricate beauty of mutant physiology.

@KidGladiator1 Kid Gladiator
You mean... we're just LOOKING at someone's guts?

@KidGladiator1 Kid Gladiator
I've been doing that since I was 12! Usually because I punched someone too hard in the stomach.

@HenryMcCoyPhD Doctor Henry McCoy
There will be NO punching here today! All students are to keep their hands to themselves!

@idie_okonkwo Idie
You hear that, @QQuire? Hands to yourself.

@QQuire Quentin Quire
I read minds, you know, @idie_okonkwo. I can see that you like me. No sense trying to hide it.

@idie_okonkwo Idie
Really? What am I thinking about right now?

@QQuire Quentin Quire
...

@QQuire Quentin Quire
That’s a uh… that’s a rather viciously clever use for your ice powers.

@idie_okonkwo Idie
Now imagine it with fire.

@QQuire Quentin Quire
I’ll just be over here then.

@JanitorToad Toad
Can’t believe I let @HenryMcCoyPhd talk me into this.

@JanitorToad Toad
I’ve seen the way these kids treat a bathroom. God knows what kind of mess they’ll make of my insides.
23 hours ago

@GlobHerman Glob Herman
Check it out! It's like a swimming pool!

@QQuire Quentin Quire
.@idie_okonkwo though really, I could be talked into it. ngl.

@GlobHerman Glob Herman
WE'RE ALL SWIMMING IN BLOOD!

@idie_okonkwo Idie
Oh gross, @GlobHerman is peeing!

@GlobHerman Glob Herman
What? Am not!

@QQuire Quentin Quire
Dude, you’re see-through! We can all tell when you’re peeing!

@GlobHerman Glob Herman
C'mon, I can't help it. It's like a swimming pool in here. Swimming pools make me pee.

@GlobHerman Glob Herman
Besides, isn't peeing like, one of the natural wonders of the mutant body and all that we're supposed to be here learning about and stuff?

@HenryMcCoyPhD Doctor Henry McCoy
If you need to pee, at least wait until we get to the bladder!

@JanitorToad Toad
Why do I smell pee?

@JanitorToad Toad
I clean toilets for a living. I know what pee smells like.

@GenesisHero Genesis
Boy, wait until I tell mom and dad about all the crazy things I’ve seen since I came to this school. I bet they won’t believe it.

@GenesisHero Genesis
I wonder why they haven’t replied to any of my letters?

@QQuire Quentin Quire
Must make you hungry, huh, @_Broodling_? Looking at all these nice juicy innards.

@_Broodling_ Broo
I am quite satiated, friend @QQuire, but I appreciate the concern.

@_Broodling_ Broo
As always my breakfast of scrambled tofu, soy milk and raw granola was most deliciously nourishing.

@QQuire Quentin Quire
First chance I get, I’m pushing you down the intestinal tract.

@_Broodling_ Broo
My, that sounds like a wondrous adventure! Are we headed there next? Good thing I brought along my spelunking gear.

@GlobHerman Glob Herman
Huh. Wonder what happens if I yank on these stringy things.

@JanitorToad Toad
Aah! My arm won’t stop flailing!

@HenryMcCoyPhD Doctor Henry McCoy
What did I say about keeping your hands to yourself!

@idie_okonkwo Idie
.@HenryMcCoyPhd Where in here is the soul and when will we be seeing it?

@HenryMcCoyPhD Doctor Henry McCoy
That question would be better asked in @JGSHeadmistress’ religion class, @idie_okonkwo.

@HenryMcCoyPhD Doctor Henry McCoy
Do I smell smoke?

@HenryMcCoyPhD Doctor Henry McCoy
PUT OUT THAT FIRE!

@KidGladiator1 Kid Gladiator
I’m just burning some of these old bushes with my eyebeams. Kid Gladiator refuses to be chilly!

@HenryMcCoyPhD Doctor Henry McCoy
Those aren’t bushes! Those are nerve clusters!

@JanitorToad Toad
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

@HenryMcCoyPhD Doctor Henry McCoy
That’s another demerit for you, young man.

@KidGladiator1 Kid Gladiator
Ha! KID GLADIATOR HAS MORE DEMERITS THAN ANYONE!

@KidGladiator1 Kid Gladiator
What are demerits?

@GlobHerman Glob Herman
.@QQuire just graffitied this dude’s skin. From the inside!!! LOL! OMEGA GANG RULES!

@QQuire Quentin Quire
You’re not in my gang anymore, @GlobHerman.

@GlobHerman Glob Herman
Fine, then I’m starting my own. GLOB GANG RULES!

@QQuire Quentin Quire
I have no idea what I ever saw in this guy.

@GenesisHero Genesis
This man we are inside is evil. I can smell it in his flesh. I have an excellent nose when it comes to smelling evil.

@QQuire Quentin Quire
Really? Have you ever tried smelling yourself?

@GenesisHero Genesis
What do you mean by that, @QQuire?

@QQuire Quentin Quire
Nothing, Kid A. Nothing at all.

@GenesisHero Genesis
This is not a good man, I’m telling you. I just hope none of us become tainted by this experience.

@GlobHerman Glob Herman
Heh. @GenesisHero said taint. Ahuhahuh.

@QQuire Quentin Quire
Please tell me we’re not going there.

@HenryMcCoyPhD Doctor Henry McCoy
Not to alarm anyone, but there appear to be some white blood cells following us. We should move the tour along with a bit more haste.

@JanitorToad Toad
This is driving me nuts! They feel like… like little ants under my skin. Can’t… help… but SCRATCH!

@idie_okonkwo Idie
What’s happening?

@GlobHerman Glob Herman
Earthquake!

@HenryMcCoyPhD Doctor Henry McCoy
Everyone, hold on!

@_Broodling_ Broo
Weeeeeeee!

@idie_okonkwo Idie
.@GenesisHero Are you all right?

@GenesisHero Genesis
I think so, @idie_okonkwo, but thank you. Sorry, but I should go check on the others.

@idie_okonkwo Idie
Genesis is cute. Too bad he’s not the least bit interested in me.

@GenesisHero Genesis
How do you tell someone they have the most beautiful eyes you’ve ever seen? I wish I knew.

@GlobHerman Glob Herman
Whoa. Where are we now?

@KidGladiator1 Kid Gladiator
I want to go back and fight the white blood cells! KID GLADIATOR FEARS NO ANTI-BODY!

@HenryMcCoyPhD Doctor Henry McCoy
No need for alarm, children, we’ve simply fallen down into the stomach. Do not panic. This is only hydrochloric acid.

@QQuire Quentin Quire
There are an alarming number of dead flies in here.

@GenesisHero Genesis
See, I told you this guy were evil.

@idie_okonkwo Idie
.@HenryMcCoyPhd Will this be on the test?

@HenryMcCoyPhD Doctor Henry McCoy
Ah, hydrochloric acid. You were always my favorite acid.

@GlobHerman Glob Herman
My face is melting.

@_Broodling_ Broo
Yes, mine too, friend @GlobHerman! Melting from the awesome power of learning!

@GlobHerman Glob Herman
No. Feels more like the acid.

@HenryMcCoyPhD Doctor Henry McCoy
Perhaps this would be a good time to wrap up our live tweeting event. Please go back to your regularly scheduled lives, good people.

@HenryMcCoyPhD Doctor Henry McCoy
Be sure to keep the proverbial eye out for future such twitter events from your friends here at the @ JeanGreySchool for Higher Learning.

@HenryMcCoyPhD Doctor Henry McCoy
And if no one has heard from us within another hour or so, someone please call Ant-Man for help.

@JanitorToad Toad
I think I’m gonna be sick.

@GlobHerman Glob Herman
I'm peeing again.

@QQuire Quentin Quire
.@GlobHerman out. of. the. gang. membership revoked.

@GenesisHero Genesis
We sure didn't have anything like this back on the farm.

@JeanGreySchool Jean Grey School
Thank you all for joining us in this Live Tweet! Now, move on to your next period classes, everyone!