User:Lonesome Pinky

Universe
The Real World (Earth-1218)

Real Name
Scott Harrison

Aliases
Lonesome Pinky, Big Bopper

Identity
Captain Nice Guy

Occupation
Burden on society

Citizenship
U.S.A.

Place of Birth
Unrevealed

Known Relatives
John Harrison (a.k.a. The Hoarder, brother)

Group Affiliation
League of Exchanged Pleasantries, the Marvel Zuvembies Supper Club; former member of the Banana Slugs

Education
BA (but mostly BS)

Height
6'0"

Weight
Singularity-inducing

Eyes
Blue

Hair
Brown

Powers
Faster than a speeding banana slug, more powerfully annoying than Little Eva's "The Locomotion", able to leap shallow puddles in a single bound

Abilities
Able to use special symbols and other diacritical marks; can discern the difference between an en dash and a hyphen

Weapons
The pen is mightier than the sword.

Paraphernalia
Long boxes, plastic bags, formerly owned an Avengers lunchbox circa 1978 and a 1967 Plymouth Barracuda

First Appearance
Captain Nice Guy #1 (1970)

Origin
Big Bopper Special #1 (2003)

Significant Issues
Battles the Hoarder (Captain Nice Guy #25-124), joins the Banana Slugs (Captain Nice Guy #263-287), wrecks his Barracuda (Banana Slug Funnies #13); first comic book owned (Batman #306)