User:Sononsj

Universe
Uhhh... this one? (I guess)

Real Name
Wouldn't you like to know!

Aliases
Sonon2000, Sonon, Slash, Slash Gordon, Slashed Potatoes, Slashie, Slushie, Trash, Bash, Cash, Smash (I like the last two), Berry, Captain, Capitan, Sausage

Identity
Secret

Occupation
I currently work for Marvel (sorta).

Citizenship
currently U.S.A., formerly Skrullos (Skrull homeworld).

Place of Birth
See Real Name.

Known Relatives
Lotsa people.

Group Affiliation
My family.

Education
Duhhh... 1+1 still equals 3, right?

Height
5'9"

Weight
45,676 lbs. When I step onto the scale, it says "To Be Continued" for some reason.

Eyes
Squishy.

Hair
Hairy.

Powers
I have the proportionate strength of a guy who reads too many comic books. Recently, I have been able to generate small amounts of bio-electricity by concentrating (No, I'm serious!). Once (in a dream), I had the "amazing" ability to enlarge a biscuit by hugging it.

Abilities
I have an incredibly enhanced IQ due to being abducted by Skrulls at a young age. Special Limitations: Can only go without comic books for so long. Semi-monthly, darnit!

Weapons
Uhh... do pointy comic books count?

Paraphernalia
I occasionally carry comic books and graphic novels around.

First Appearance
Waaaay long ago!

Origin
(See above).

Significant Issues
Venom: Lethal Protecter #2, a Spider-Man Annual featuring Spider-Man's Totally Tiny Adventure, and part of Maximum Carnage. They introduced me to the wonder of comics. Some of the jewels in the treasure trove that is my comics collection include a Near-Mint condition copy of Amazing Spider-Man Annual #6, a copy of Amazing Spider-Man #365 signed by John Romita, Sr., and a Near-Mint copy of Amazing Spider-Man #150. Don't touch!

Yeah, right...

Better than "Why Can't We Be Friends..."

Ehhh...

No, really!

Hey, I'm Sononsj and my area of expertise is Spider-Man, though I enjoy all Marvel comics. Besides Spider-Man comics, I also enjoy X-Men comics (my favorite characters are Wolverine and X-23), Fantastic Four comics (my favorite characters are the Human Torch and the Thing), and Spider-Man comics with guest appearances. Recently, I've been really interested in alternate realities.

As a young child, I was abducted by Skrulls. They performed several tests on me. Eventually I escapedwhen I realized that they didn't have any comics on Skrullos. I made it to Earth, only to find that the comics were all sold out. So, I got a subscription!

The first super-powered menace I fought was The Bagle, who had the amazing ability to control assorted pastries. I ate as many pastries as I could (the croissants were especially delicious) so he had less minions. I ate 113% of the world's pastries (I actually baked the extra 13% myself because I was in the mood for croissants). I then defeated The Bagle by dunking him in coffee.

All of my "Sonon" nicknames are old nicknames from when I was really young. All the ``Slash´´ nicknames are old nicknames I got because I'm named after my father, whose name is >CENSORED<, but everyone calls me by my middle name, >censored< so they don't mix us up. At school, they called me >CENSORED<, but I told everyone to call me >censored< because I was used to that. Everyone started calling me >CENSORED</>censored<(>CENSORED< SLASH >censored<). Eventually, they shortened it to just the slash, so Slash was born. Slushie was because someone called me Slashie, but they heard it wrong and said Slushie. Trash, Cash, Bash, ect. is because someone mockingly called me those because they rhyme with Slash. Berry is... now that I think of it, I don't know. Captain is because I wore a certain shirt, and, acording to Irish, "Sausage" is what my name sounds like when said out loud.

I started the whole "using a template for user pages fad". That's right, you're looking at the original template user page.

Bios

I have done literally hundreds of edits. Some of the many bios I created are:

Aftershock (MC2)

Avengers (MC2)

Avengers All Had Beards (Earth-200500)

Daily Bugle (Building)

Emma Frost Could Read My Mind (Earth-200525)

Fantastic Five (MC2)

Fantastic Four Reached The Moon (Earth-200513)

Female Venom Spawn (Donna)

Green Goblin (Phil Urich)

Gray Goblin (Gabriel Stacy)

Hybrid (Scott Washington)

Marvel Heroes Aged In Real Time (Earth-200515)

Marvel Zombies (Earth-2149)

Maximum Carnage

MC2 (Earth-982)

M.O.D.O.K. Had An Itch (Earth-200511)

Parker, Ben

Parker, Peter (MC2)

Scarlet Spider (MC2)

Spider-Man (Marvel Zombies)

Spider-Woman (Mattie Franklin)

Symbiote Took Over Spider-Man (Earth-1089)

Ultimate Ultimate Universe (Earth-200501)

Venom (Marvel Zombies)

Xavier Institute For Higher Learning

I wrote the recently re-written Araña (Anya Corazon) bio.

I wrote the original Venom (Mac Gargan) article, though there were several creative, expressive discussions (arguments) about it, and (not because I did anything bad) the version now posted is quite different. However, I have done major work editing the current bio.

Glossary Entries

I created the entry for "Alternate Dimension" in the glossary.